want to dress up as Homer...

helpimcrap · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:44

got the blue jeans (he wears trousers but jeans will do), bald head, white short-sleeved t-shirt with collar.

Question is -

how do i paint myself yellow and it stay on?

What are the best and cheapest options?

Aedus · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:45

Golden shower from a tramp

Theophany · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:45

Aedus said:
Golden shower from a tramp

That is the voice of experience.

pingwing · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:46

Contract some sort of liver disease so you naturally turn yellow?

RomanNose · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:46

Aedus said:
Golden shower from a tramp

Woah, this escalated quickly.

Mobius 1 · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:47

Mustard might work

alexakasloth · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:50

Tauren said:
Mustard might work

That will not help the baldness.

guyfawkes5 · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:53

Is it too early to say water-soluble yellow face-paint from a fancy dress shop or the internet?

It is GD.

Mobius 1 · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:56

$loth said:
That will not help the baldness.

Hm, ok, powdered sulphur

helpimcrap · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:57

guyfawkes5 said:
Is it too early to say water-soluble yellow face-paint from a fancy dress shop or the internet?

It is GD.

I have until Saturday so online stuff not an option.

Stuff that i can buy from supermarkets and Boots Will be going to a fancy dress place but they don't advertise what they have so i need possible alternatives.

And we don't allow tramps around here.

MookJong · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:57

Don't forget grey / brown face paint to do the big stubble area

helpimcrap · 13 Sep 2012 at 19:59

MookJong said:
Don't forget grey face paint to do the big stubble area

I don't seem to have trouble with stubble as i have some after a few hours which is really annoying - but good call on something else i need to make sure of!

helpimcrap · 13 Sep 2012 at 20:02

oh and for the fat gut - pillow on my belly foled in half and clingfilmed to me. Or tape but that's a last resort as that will hurt! lol

Charlotte1988 · 17 Sep 2012 at 16:59

Can you find a pink plastic donut somewhere? That would be a nice finishing touch

Twirlywoos · 17 Sep 2012 at 17:02

Tuermic paste. It will leave a yellow golden glow, ask any of the Asian folk who have been married and have to apply that crap.

div0 · 17 Sep 2012 at 17:03

Add some turmeric to your bath water.

Castiel · 17 Sep 2012 at 17:05

Take a lot of Rifadin Syrup and you will turn yellow in no time at all....it won't wash off either.

Ahleckz · 17 Sep 2012 at 17:06

Yellow tights, get creative.

dpbadger · 17 Sep 2012 at 17:06

Turmeric or saffron bath.

Hank_Marvin · 17 Sep 2012 at 17:07

Yellow Highlighter pens or those big crayola wax crayons