Fertilizing your Lawn with Urine

twist3d0n3 · 13 Sep 2012 at 20:18

Doohickey · 13 Sep 2012 at 20:19

kwerk said:
I was just researching emergency turf protocols

That did it for me.

rexehuk · 13 Sep 2012 at 20:22

LOLKWERK

You so random.

aaron · 13 Sep 2012 at 20:28

Silly kwerk, down boy! everyone knows pee ruins your lawn. Tis why you don't let your doggy go wee wee on it all.

RetiredGreyFox · 13 Sep 2012 at 20:29

I still don't understand why Kwerk didn't reply to this - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18440397

Doohickey · 13 Sep 2012 at 20:33

Dimple said:
I still don't understand why Kwerk didn't reply to this - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18440397

Don't be silly, that would be a waste of his time. There's bigger fish to fry here. We're talking emergency turf. seriousbusiness.jpg

flibbage0 · 13 Sep 2012 at 21:31

Types emergency turf protocols into google...

Top search result "Fertilizing your Lawn with Urine"

The only advantage of using your own urine on a lawn is to stop cats doing their business.

BennyC · 13 Sep 2012 at 21:33

I want to see Kwerk's turf.

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Sep 2012 at 21:38

Recipe for a tilapia sandwich for those who are interested. They sound amazing.

PardonTheWait · 13 Sep 2012 at 21:42

Friend of mine reckons there's a farm near him who are for some bizarre reason experimenting with human poo for fertilising their fields.

I can't really think of any good reason why they would want to, but I don't think this guy would lie to me. I might go out there and smell it for myself.

Locky · 13 Sep 2012 at 21:53

Kwerk, may I ask you something?

What the hell goes through your mind to come up with threads you do?

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Sep 2012 at 21:54

I don't think we can understand, only accept.

PardonTheWait · 13 Sep 2012 at 21:56

Locky said:
Kwerk, may I ask you something?

What the hell goes through your mind to come up with threads you do?

RetiredGreyFox · 13 Sep 2012 at 22:04

PardonTheWait said:
Friend of mine reckons there's a farm near him who are for some bizarre reason experimenting with human poo for fertilising their fields.

The residents of Pompeii did it 1000s of years ago - nothing new.

lewis2701 · 13 Sep 2012 at 22:16

kwerk said:
I was just researching emergency turf protocols

hahahahahahaha

Von Smallhausen · 13 Sep 2012 at 22:23

Now you can really take the **** out of yourself kwerk.

[TW]Sponge · 13 Sep 2012 at 22:28

lolbankwerk

wannabedamned · 13 Sep 2012 at 22:30

Emergency turf protocol.

Turf Wars

Srs Business

Kwerk: "Don't **** with my turf!"

kwerk · 13 Sep 2012 at 22:41

Dimple said:
The residents of Pompeii did it 1000s of years ago - nothing new.

You can buy "biosolids" lawn fertilzier at the garden store. It comes from municipal water treatment plants. Basically dried turds.

It's heated to a temperature to kill the germs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milorganite

yhack · 13 Sep 2012 at 22:42

"emergency turf protocols"

5 stars.

Fertilizing your Lawn with Urine

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