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[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

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I had a huge preamble to this but I changed my mind.

Over to you.

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My general outlook on things:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Turn ons:

Turn offs:

Willing to accept:

NOT willing to accept:

Drink/drugs:

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

Guilty secret/admission:
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[FnG]magnolia

My general outlook on things
I'm generally upbeat about most things but I have a fairly low tolerance for things which annoy me; that's something I try to work on. I'm a caring, considerate person and readily empathise but am also a terrific jerk on occasion.

Likes:
Fast Times At Ridgemount High
John Hughes
Justin Timberlake
My Bloody Valentine
Chris Morris
My family
My job
You guys (sometimes)
Ellen
Arrested Development
Frank Sinatra
Breakfast At Tiffanys
Football

Dislikes:
Anime
Reddit
Facebook
DeviantArt
Samurai swords
MLP
Furries
Bronies
You guys (sometimes)
Jessica Biel
Manbabies

Turn ons:
My wife

Turn offs:
People with no sense of humour
People with right wing views

Willing to accept:
People who try

NOT willing to accept:
Entitled asshats

Drink/drugs:
Yes and no, respectively

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one) :


Guilty secret/admission

I unironically enjoy mumsnet. It's just ~drama~ and I can't give it up. Please send help.

For added excitement (I don't know what this word means) I want you to post your reply whilst listening to the Youtube video of the poster directly above your post (as you see it at the time of posting).
 
And so continues Magnolias quest to transform this forum into a more personal and creative place.

I feel that every time I post in one of your threads I'm taking part in a social experiment

My general outlook on things:
I class myself as a cynical optimist

Likes:
Metal
Science
You guys
RTSs

Dislikes:
The media
Celebrity culture
Extreme left wing views
Broad generalisations

Turn ons:
Women

Turn offs:
No sense of humour
Excessive jiggle

Willing to accept:
Those who think

NOT willing to accept:
Elevated sense of entitlement
Excuses for having a body that resembles a walrus more than a meerkat

Drink/drugs:
Yes/Not any more and never 'hard' drugs

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):
N/A

Guilty secret/admission :
I like power metal and read a few mangas
 
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I get the feeling Magnolia threads are for profiling purposes. Like he's building weirdly intimate databases on each member for some dastardly use in the future.
 
My general outlook on things:
**** happens... too often. it is the small things in life that mean the most. positive attitude manifests positive experiences.

Likes:
anarchism
austrian economics
computers and technology
good movies
chicken burgers
braai's
good dnb/dub and rock music
swimming

Dislikes:
the state
socialists and fascism
the bbc
homosexuals and degenerates
pop/rnb music
scummy people
public transport
religious people and religions

Turn ons:
indoor volleyball girls
surfer girls
non feminist girls

Turn offs:
feminists
homosexuals

Willing to accept:
not everyone finds my jokes funny

NOT willing to accept:
religious views
ignorance

Drink/drugs:
yes/cannabis only

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):
got nothing

Guilty secret/admission:
never had a long term girl friend
I have not cleaned my bathroom properly for over 6 months
 
Richie said:
I think he just gets off on this kind of thing :p
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It wasn't listed under his turn ons!

My general outlook on things:
I try to keep positive no matter the situation. I don't like being upset, angry, down, etc - But honestly, who does. I try to abolish any thoughts of failure and strive to succeed what I want.

If I'm told I can't do something, obviously depending what it is, I try damned hard to prove them wrong.

Likes:
Puppies
Kittens
Music
Live Streaming
Gaming
Anime (Sorry Magnolia :()
Manga (Sorry again!)
The Apprentice

Dislikes:
Most TV
People who are horrible/mean for no reason
People who are constantly pessimistic
Being around too many people at once

Turn ons:
Girlfriend

Turn offs:
Male genitalia

Willing to accept:
Anyone that accepts me

NOT willing to accept:
People who don't accept me for the things I like

Drink/drugs:
Strongly against both

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

Guilty secret/admission:
I'm far too overprotective of the things I care about. (Not sure if that counts :()
 
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My general outlook on things:
Quite a pessimistic kind of person. Most people annoy me.

Likes:
Music, Food, Gaming, Animals, TOOL, Dr pepper, Pizza

Dislikes:
Working, my dogs farts, eggs and meat on the bone

Turn ons:
Tattoos, dark hair

Turn offs:
Fat women, Smelly women, Toilet smells

Willing to accept:
Anyone who isn't an idiot

NOT willing to accept:
Idiots, Liars, Show Offs

Drink/drugs:
Dont drink much anymore. Once a month if that. Used to take some recreational drugs, and had quite a bad cannabis habit. Dont touch any anymore.

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

Guilty secret/admission:
I'm in love with Yolandi Visser from Die Antwoord.
 
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My general outlook on things: Bleary eyed excitement that stuff is happening and I might want to be involved

Likes:
Atlas Sound and other music
Sports! Football and F1
The Simpsons and similar cartoons
Coke
Nice foods
Trying new food and drink
Mini golf
Discworld stuff
Star Trek
Sleep
The cat

Dislikes:
Proper golf
Reality tv
Other people talking to me about politics, its my degree topic.
MK Dons

Turn ons:
Women with smiles

Turn offs:
Angry women
No fun Women
Vacant Women
Needy Women

Willing to accept:
Not everything is perfect so it is best to just make do

NOT willing to accept:
Shouting and sticking to your guns in the blind face of reality is a sensible thing to do

Drink/drugs:
Yes/no

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

Guilty secret/admission:
I have the worlds greatest power of procrastination, I will be late to my own funeral because I will have found something more interesting to do (like this)

I am also fascinated by what order to put clothes on, pants first just seems too logical to be right...
 
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What you lot don't understand is that Magnolia is actually Cleverbot gone wild on an internet forum.
 
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Theophany said:
I get the feeling Magnolia threads are for profiling purposes. Like he's building weirdly intimate databases on each member for some dastardly use in the future.
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There is someone on here who does this I remember them saying - well not for dastardly uses but they kept info on the more frequent posters.
 
My general outlook on things:
Although I am quite self-deprecating when it comes to others I tend to see the good more than anything else. Hate, to me is a very strong word and I don't see the point in wasting the energy in it.


Likes:
Videogames
Reading (fantasy mostly), Harry Potter is a bit of an obsession
Films (Horror, Sci-fi)
Anime
Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland Show

Dislikes:
Carrots
Anyone that doesn't believe in equal rights
Chick flicks


Turn ons:
Accents, especially scottish and irish.
Pert bottoms
Inteligence


Turn offs:
Morons
Attention seekers
Dead people


Willing to accept:
That I may be wrong on something. First time for anything I guess.


NOT willing to accept:
American Express
Any sort of "ism"


Drink/drugs:
Drink yes, drugs medicinal only.


Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):
Did I embed that right?


Guilty secret/admission:
I am 29, only had 1 long term girlfriend (currently single) and am still holding out for what is an impossibly over romantic idea of what love is.
 
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Xordium said:
There is someone on here who does this I remember them saying - well not for dastardly uses but they kept info on the more frequent posters.
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I have an ever growing and expansive collection of information on roughly the 100 most frequent posters in GD. It's quite exciting seeing the correlation between various users (possibly multiple accounts) and where their information leads. Nice to see just how much people change depending where they post, be it OcUK, their well kept secret MLP forums, or the odd 30+ year old guy that has a myspace account registered to their email address that portrays as a teenage girl. I am planning on continuing this collection of information as one day i hope to open an internet based private detective agency where i will be the manager and will hire other users such as Tefal to do the majority of the dirty work.
 
Skillmister said:
I have an ever growing and expansive collection of information on roughly the 100 most frequent posters in GD. It's quite exciting seeing the correlation between various users (possibly multiple accounts) and where their information leads. Nice to see just how much people change depending where they post, be it OcUK, their well kept secret MLP forums, or the odd 30+ year old guy that has a myspace account registered to their email address that portrays as a teenage girl. I am planning on continuing this collection of information as one day i hope to open an internet based private detective agency where i will be the manager and will hire other users such as Tefal to do the majority of the dirty work.
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Lies you ain't got **** on me!
 
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