Kate Middleton topless..

Nail, head. Young people don't know what the average pair of boobs look like.

Aye, 'tis true.

The only real downside (lol), however she makes sure she wears the correct size bra with proper support (unlike most women) which helps delay the sag. :p

The bigger the breast the bigger the sag though and once the Cooper's Ligament starts to stretch that's it. No surgery can correct it.
 
The Sun will no doubt have an article tomorrow about it.

"PRINCESS MINUTES FROM DEATH! well, could've been"

"WE SENT OUR FAKE SNIPER AFTER ROYALS TO SEE HOW CLOSE WE COULD GET!"

"LAPSE BRITISH BODYGUARDS FAIL TO SPOT DIRTY VOYEUR"

"PLEASE BUY OUR **** RAG AND WE PROMISE TO FILL IT WITH MORE SENSATIONALIST CRAP THAN EVER BEFORE"

"GO ON HOLIDAY FOR 50P!"

Think I've covered most potential headlines.
 
Pics weren't great. Not bad boobs though...considering she's so thin, the side shot showed quite an impressive image!

The French closer guy said you could see them from the street though.. To which I say BS... House is clearly set back, and photo has clearly used massive zoom, and then digital enlargement as well. That or he needs to learn how to focus.

Cool to be able to say you've seen the queens boobs mind... (well in twenty years or something)...

Still don't think the pics should have been published mind, and good on the British press for turning down the opportunity. Surprised they didnt warn the royal family though... It was only a matter of time before someone published them.

kd
 
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I don't really see how that is a big issue anyway. Surely there are plenty of opportunities in the UK when there same could be said? Hell i've been within arms reach of the queen before many years ago and my sister even handed her some flowers, could easily have been a small explosive or whatever. (inb4 MI6 at my door)
 
I don't really see how that is a big issue anyway. Surely there are plenty of opportunities in the UK when there same could be said? Hell i've been within arms reach of the queen before many years ago and my sister even handed her some flowers, could easily have been a small explosive or whatever. (inb4 MI6 at my door)

No sniffer dogs nearby?
 
seriously why all the fuss, the stupid bint shouldnt be outside with her baps out as its just asking for someone with a massive camera to take a shot


really I dont care, shoot them all for all im bothered
 
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