Anyone else secretly like trashy/crazy/chavvy girls?

I like doing the trashy look, because it's an awful lot of fun to do and there's just so much you can do with virtually aspect of it.

However, I'm not trashy at all. I'm quite boring and middle of the road.

But when I'm out (as in going out, not out as in going to Tesco :p) I like to look the part :)
 
lemonkettaz said:
You know it.

I'll go with a lass with any mental state or "dress code" but deffo staying away from them fat howlers...
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The sort that don't even get ID'd coming onto camp as they're on there so often, nicely known as a squaddie mattress? Yeah I'll avoid them like the plague, especially the plague they're carrying.
 
Ghosteh said:
The sort that don't even get ID'd coming onto camp as they're on there so often, nicely known as a squaddie mattress? Yeah I'll avoid them like the plague, especially the plague they're carrying.
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Oh yes, i was treated to the regulars when i did a stint on guard, seeing them roll in at 3, leaving at 5 saying "oi mate where can we get food?"

That is actually what one of the fat messes said.

Brilliant
 
lemonkettaz said:
Oh yes, i was treated to the regulars when i did a stint on guard, seeing them roll in at 3, leaving at 5 saying "oi mate where can we get food?"

That is actually what one of the fat messes said.

Brilliant
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Blurgh, disgusting isn't it lol. I got a nice awakening not long ago when I had some fat tramp banging at my door at 7am on Saturday. She was looking for a guy from a different sqn, but got so confused, came to my block. Needless to say I wasn't happy with being woken up, answering the door in my boxers to this mess. Fortunately, the RP's were waiting outside the block for her, as apparently she'd already knocked on a few other peoples doors too lol.
 
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Probably could have banged her ha,

I'll be treating myself to the local area again tomorrow night probably.

My eyes have actually been opened in the last year or so to how very very naughty women can be, they are just better at being sneaky
 
^^ Hmm. On one hand Taylor would be lovely, smell of roses, make me cookies, and not riddled with AIDS like Kesha (I think that's her) looks like she might be, but on the other hand, she'd be more likely to say "I don't want you to put it in there."
 
lemonkettaz said:
Probably could have banged her ha,

I'll be treating myself to the local area again tomorrow night probably.

My eyes have actually been opened in the last year or so to how very very naughty women can be, they are just better at being sneaky
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I'll be in no position to pull. I'll be walking like John Wayne, as will most of the regiment, as we're set to do a 14.1 mile run with absolutely no prior training hah.

Plus, German girls are much harder to pull when you're a British Squaddie who can't speak German hah. However, German girls are proper dirt bags, they're awesome!
 
lemonkettaz said:
Dam, I'd love to be in Germany.

Why 14.1 mile?
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Because. lol.

It's a charity race held in our local town that happens every year. It just happens that it's fallen right after block leave, and the majority of us have only been back for around 2 weeks. The QMSI wanted to push it back two weeks, but the CO said no, didn't want to regiment to look bad, however, I'm sure we'll look worse when we've got most people struggling to finish!

It's not even a scale A, and it's not appeared on orders, but everyone has been voluntold that they're running it, and we have to pay €15 for the privilege lol.

I could do with a trashy bird after the run to help me relax!
 
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