I think my postman has died

[AshD93]

when is the post mortem?

Been sent to the morgue second class.

 

[Overslop]

The post does not deliver.

 

[malfunkshun]

Postman is living the good life on holiday at your expense paying with your new card.
Unlucky for you

This tbh, Saw him in Tenby, he bought me a pint and a pie. Nice chap, but a bit of a scally apparently.

 

[Biohazard]

Excellent.

 

[flibbage0]

Does the postman delivery letter post when it been snowing?

 

[topgun06]

Haha! Of course! He must have died then.

 

[MooMoo444]

Yep, definitely died. Call for help asap.

 

[needforspeed]

Complain to Royal Mail.

 

[gord]

This doesn't get my stamp of approval. He may of just been given the sack.

 

[utajoker]

thread has my stamp of approval.

 

[doofer]

He pushed the envelope too far.

 

[Third Opinion]

The lady upstairs is a post women. She has told me due to our rural location my mail along with others in our flats is regularly left behind because the postman/women are used to cover other routes. I can only reliably get post 2/3 times a week.

 

[DJMK4]

I can has no postman

 

[lucy_bee]

He needs a Pat on the back.

 

[GreatAuk]

Have you moved house in the past week?

Could the fireplace have somehow got into the letterbox?

Ok, I'm out of ideas.

 

[HighlandeR]

The Postman always knocks twice

 

[Tomsk]

Complain to Royal Mail.

In writing. By post.

 

[PistolPete]

If that happened to me i'd burn the mail depot down to teach them a lesson.

You know what you need to do son.

You never lived near me in Northampton did you???
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/northamptonshire/3111196.stm

The building is STILL out of use today.


Anyway, has the problem been SORTED yet?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

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["andy"]

Drop some flowers and a card off at the depot for him