Five word Halloween story

The Dread Pirate · 23 Oct 2012 at 13:34

Swedish man, crashes car... why?

Monkey00 · 23 Oct 2012 at 13:35

Beef curtain putried juice in-eye.

Theophany · 23 Oct 2012 at 13:41

Monkey00 said:
the beef curtains surrounded them!

Monkey00 said:
Beef curtain putried juice in-eye.

Jesus Herbert Christ...

Monkey00 · 23 Oct 2012 at 13:41

I know, I spelt putrid wrong

ChocolateStarfishRammer · 23 Oct 2012 at 13:49

Monkey00 said:
Beef curtain putried juice in-eye.

Moistened his contact lenses perfectly

~Divine~Wind~ · 23 Oct 2012 at 14:02

Aaaah! Zombies Ate My Neighbours

Black Dynamite · 23 Oct 2012 at 14:09

and Jimmy touched her dress

Theophany · 23 Oct 2012 at 14:21

Rename thread "A Very Savile Hallowe'en"?

Skidder · 23 Oct 2012 at 14:22

I think I'd rather let Saville's ghost trombone me than read this again.

Monkey00 · 23 Oct 2012 at 14:24

Skidder said:
I think I'd rather let Saville's ghost trombone me than read this again.

A standard trombone or a rusty one?

Metalface Mark · 23 Oct 2012 at 14:32

Black Dynamite said:
and Jimmy touched her dress

While saying "nowthen nowthen nowthen"

Theophany · 23 Oct 2012 at 14:33

Monkey00 said:
A standard trombone or a rusty one?

And still deeper depths continue to be relentlessly plumbed.

Addicted · 23 Oct 2012 at 16:57

Theophany said:
And still deeper depths continue to be relentlessly plumbed.

How is that five words?

Edrof · 23 Oct 2012 at 17:22

(Okay, I'll restart.)

Lightning illuminated the castle's battlements...

Skidder · 23 Oct 2012 at 17:25

the crenels cast shadows on

Edrof · 23 Oct 2012 at 17:30

...a mal-formed figure that skulked...

Jono8 · 23 Oct 2012 at 17:34

Jim'l fix it for you

Cosimo · 23 Oct 2012 at 17:35

The magician grabbed them smiling

Skidder · 23 Oct 2012 at 17:42

hand through a pocket hole