Selling your virginity for $780,000 (warning, dailymail)

[GinG]

WOULD NOT

 

[King Damager]

Fair play to her. She's made a reasonable amount out of it. I doubt anyone would say no for that kind of money...

kd

 

[PapaLazaru]

I'd sell my botty virginity for that much, in pounds. But I'd spend it on me, not poor people.

You had better hope that I do not win the Euromillions tonight.

 

[Amnesia]

i honestly wouldnt even pay a fiver for her.

 

[LiE]

i honestly wouldnt even pay a fiver for her.

Elbows too pointy?

 

[godinman]

i honestly wouldnt even pay a fiver for her.

Would you pay for sex full stop? If you would, then I don't see why she wouldn't be worth more than a fiver, she's pretty hot.

 

[Amnesia]

Elbows too pointy?

she does nothing for me

 

[Amnesia]

Would you pay for sex full stop? If you would, then I don't see why she wouldn't be worth more than a fiver, she's pretty hot.

beauty is subjective and to me she looks like a bit of a dog

 

[arknor]

This to be honest. A lot of escorts are way hotter then her, way cheaper and would do deprave stuff that she or the misses at home would never do.

you sound like a man speaking with personal experience

i just googled and theres actually a website where you can search for escorts worldwide and defining the search to your local area.

prices seem as low as £60 for 30mins the "escorts" even have pics and movies many of which are verified as being real by the website.

theres even reviews from punters lol

im in shock

 

[godinman]

you sound like a man speaking with personal experience

i just googled and theres actually a website where you can search for escorts worldwide and defining the search to your local area.

prices seem as low as £60 for 30mins the "escorts" even have pics and movies many of which are verified as being real by the website.

theres even reviews from punters lol

im in shock

That's your friday night sorted then!

 

[justalex81]

Donkey punch FTW. she won't want to have sex again after that!

 

[SmellyFingers]

That's no woman, it's Joffrey from Game of Thrones, look closely!

Spoiler

 

[trigger-happy]

cant help to think that she resembles meg griffin from family guy and she would probably do the same thing.

 

[arknor]

That's your friday night sorted then!

I'd seriously consider it if I were single and desperate or very rich and very bored

 

[robgmun]

you sound like a man speaking with personal experience

Hehe no, my gf keeps me very satisfied, but i don't have hang-ups about paying for sex if i ever needed to.

 

[Richdog]

you sound like a man speaking with personal experience

i just googled and theres actually a website where you can search for escorts worldwide and defining the search to your local area.

prices seem as low as £60 for 30mins the "escorts" even have pics and movies many of which are verified as being real by the website.

theres even reviews from punters lol

im in shock

Yeah right, you just Googled and randomly came accross it... sure...

 

[Theophany]

$780k for some girl who has no clue what she's doing, OR
$2,000 for a high class escort who will make you see God.

If I had that money to burn on a getting it on, I know what I'd choose.

 

[413x]

She would have to pay me! And I'm not even good looking!

 

[doofer]

Any ladies reading this? Virginity $780,000, Hymenoplasty £1500-£3000.


DO THE MATH.


I expect a 10% cut (Sorry for the pun girls) in your profits from divulging this information to you

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

It's funny how female virginity is valued so much in the various cultures around the world. 3k for the bloke. Tis silly world.

Anyway, how much could we get for the OcUK forum virgins?

A GTX 690?