NY cop arrested for plotting to kidnap, eat women

minister · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:03

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ny-cop-plo...VlBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2U-;_ylv=3

During one online conversation that took place in July between Valle and the unidentified co-conspirator, the complaint says, Valle was asked: "How big is your oven?"

Valle allegedly answered: "Big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs."

the world is getting sick

Omaeka · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:05

What about if the woman is pregnant? You know, 'a bun in her oven'. That'd be like an oven within an oven. Ovenception.

C.R.A.Z.Y · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:10

Reminds me of that attack in America where some nutter (possibly high on 'bath salts') started eating some poor homeless guys face :eek:

d_brennen · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:14

Omaeka said:
What about if the woman is pregnant? You know, 'a bun in her oven'. That'd be like an oven within an oven. Ovenception.

Mind = Blown

spoffle · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:14

Your surprise at this just shows that you must have lived in a bubble all your life.

Skillmister · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:15

Longest url of the day award goes to...

Name · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:19

That is seriously sick, ugh.

Chris-.- · 29 Oct 2012 at 00:26

Read it last week, funny guy thinking he might need a bigger over an all.

Spektor · 29 Oct 2012 at 01:58

I imagine most people here enjoy eating women.

spoffle · 29 Oct 2012 at 02:21

Spektor said:
I imagine most people here enjoy eating women.

Enjoy implies they've experienced it, something I refuse to believe.

It seems like Jay from the Inbetweeners was based on a large proportion of forum members here.

DcD · 29 Oct 2012 at 02:31

spoffle said:
Enjoy implies they've experienced it, something I refuse to believe.

It seems like Jay from the Inbetweeners was based on a large proportion of forum members here.

I'd say a large proportion of sixth formers.

That story is seriously disturbing. That guy needs help. :eek:

spoffle · 29 Oct 2012 at 02:42

DcD said:
I'd say a large proportion of sixth formers.

The cast of the Inbetweeners, I'd agree but not Jay specifically.

He's the one who makes up all sorts of ridiculous stories but gets the least "action".

dalin80 · 29 Oct 2012 at 07:27

"I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus," Valle allegedly responds. "Cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible."

Yep, there goes my appetite for the next decade.

TFleming · 29 Oct 2012 at 07:50

minister said:
the world is getting sick

This stuff has been going on for centuries. Iirc, murder rates are actually lower than they have been for a long time. They are just reported more frequently and we have more access to news items.

Andelusion · 29 Oct 2012 at 08:32

I find it equally disturbing that the co-conspirator who was supposed to do the kidnapping hasn't been charged :eek:

twist3d0n3 · 29 Oct 2012 at 08:38

apparently we taste like pork. problem is we'd be really stringy. these nutjobs haven't thought this through at all!

JoeF1 · 29 Oct 2012 at 08:44

Omaeka said:
What about if the woman is pregnant? You know, 'a bun in her oven'. That'd be like an oven within an oven. Ovenception.

Absolute Genius

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Cosimo · 29 Oct 2012 at 08:58

Omaeka said:
What about if the woman is pregnant? You know, 'a bun in her oven'. That'd be like an oven within an oven. Ovenception.

Yes, double oven.....

spoffle · 29 Oct 2012 at 20:40

Andelusion said:
I find it equally disturbing that the co-conspirator who was supposed to do the kidnapping hasn't been charged

The way I read it, they were the one who turned this guy in.

Kosmiche · 29 Oct 2012 at 20:41

You can get arrested for plotting?

Damn I'll be careful from now on.