Are you fit to serve?

Meh. I give up.

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Based on your skills and character it is recommended that you pursue a career as an Assassin.

Heh, despite being ridiculously specific with the wire cutting it was alright.
 
MI6: Communication from the agent will appear below.
MI6: Respond by typing QUESTIONS (e.g. 'What can you see?') and INSTRUCTIONS (e.g. 'Open the door')
MI6: Type HELP to read more about MAP, INVENTORY, SITREP and OBJECTIVES commands.
MI6: Patching you in...
AGENT: Being chased by five armed enemy agents.
AGENT: It's either face them in the open or find somewhere I can even the odds a little. Help.
YOU: Place explosive charge
AGENT: If I want to play it tactically I'll need somewhere I can stand my ground. Wait. Lyon is full of old tunnels. That might do it. Seem to remember some catacombs are near here?
YOU: Dont trap yourself in the tunnels you noob
AGENT: Field training would say I need somewhere I can defend. Maybe make some noise. Underground would be good.
YOU: Lead them to the catacombs
AGENT: Catacombs do sound like our best bet. Running there. Stand by...
AGENT: Made it. Gate's padlocked. Got seconds to pick it. Hold on...
AGENT: I'm in. Jammed the door behind me. They're trying to break it. Pitch black in here. Using my Xperia as a torch.
YOU: Place charge on door
AGENT: That's something for later. When we've got more things set up.
YOU: No point messing around when you have the chance to kill everyone
AGENT: Rephrase that? Decryption problems.
YOU: Place charge on door, blow it up kill bitches
AGENT: Tight spot here. Say again another way?
YOU: No you just blew it
AGENT: OK, OK ... just to make sure I understand, can you put that another way?
YOU: I'll look after your wife
AGENT: Again. Clarity? Please.
 
The AI made me sad and I raged.

I threatened to kill their family if they didnt cut the white wire. Didnt cut. Loser.
 
I'm on the bomb bit now after tracking the guy.

however no matter what I type in it seems to just fall over.. No matter how well I try to explain it. Kind of pathetic really.

Crap AI
 
People are not chasing you, you are chasing them just they are so far ahead of you it looks like they are behind you not in front.

there, that confuses him!
 
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I didn't make it easy for him, but still, there isn't much he actually did understand.
 
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Judgeneo said:
Got the optimal result on second attempt of the first mission, but the AI is too annoying to complete the second one
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I put watch on the pipes and blew the men up while hiding in the drain.

I'm guessing I should have used something else as distraction then sneak out past them?
 
Morba said:
I put watch on the pipes and blew the men up while hiding in the drain.

I'm guessing I should have used something else as distraction then sneak out past them?
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Yup

Record message on laptop, hide it, hide yourself and activate the message from your phone, then blow up watch to trap them
 
YOU: Watch cbeebies on iplayer with laptop
AGENT: Can you rephrase?
YOU: RETARD
AGENT: Say again. Not clear what you mean.
YOU: YOU ARE RETARDED
AGENT: I am under a degree of stress. Don't give me a hard time.
YOU: OH JESUS
AGENT: Again. Clarity? Please.

:rolleyes:
 
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