What do you do to put you in a good mood?

franco_22 said:
Can someone tell me a trick to basically calm down.

The last 2 days my Manager has really put me in a bad mood to the point that "tough guy" jokes aside, I really want to smash his face in but obviously I can't for legal reasons and I would lose my job.

Any suggestions besides fapping ?
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Only for the fact that you'd lose your job and that it's illegal? Not that it's just plain wrong mostly? :P :D

I know I've said I rarely get annoyed and to the most extent this is indeed true, I tend to remain calm through almost all situations but there are times....*does the fist motion that Brad does in Mr & Mrs Smith during the interview scene*.

Videos of animals doing cute things on Youtube, enough to make even the manliest of men go aww :p
 
WingZero30 said:
You had a prostrate massage from a man!! ? :eek::(:(

You sure he is not gay?
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Well, it was the only time I've ever had one and the only time I ever saw that particular doc. My current doc told me they don't normally do them until you hit 40. I was 34 when the other one went rummaging around up there. Makes you wonder :eek:
 
Make a replica of his head out of mashed potato on a plate.
Walk into his office and set it down on his desk.
In one almighty blow, smash it, preferably spattering the viscera everywhere.
Back out of the room maintaining eye contact at all times.
Once you reach the door, make the "I'm watching you gesture".
Repeat until message (or P45) received.
 
Curio said:
Well, it was the only time I've ever had one and the only time I ever saw that particular doc. My current doc told me they don't normally do them until you hit 40. I was 34 when the other one went rummaging around up there. Makes you wonder :eek:
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Scarred for life :eek:
 
There's a facebook page called Inked Girls Magazine. I just browse this for a few minutes.

Also see
 
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