Must Be Great Being Heston Blumenthal

Kosmiche · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:22

I was just thinking how great it would be to be Heston Blumenthal.

"I fancy a magnum ice lolly - I'll just make one"

"I fancy a six foot long sausage - I'll make one in the lab"

etc.

Don't you think guys?

Muffin` · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:23

I fancy a Heston Blumenthal, I'll just call him

Ahleckz · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:24

Pretty much all the stuff that he uses can be bought by you and I very easily.

Kosmiche · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:25

Don't poo poo my thread, you have access to a lab and are a culinary genius are you?

Tefal · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:26

Ahleckz said:
Pretty much all the stuff that he uses can be bought by you and I very easily.

for quite a lot of money though

Throrik · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:30

Heston is the overclocker of food, and it's always sufficiently cooled with dry ice.

Something Else · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:48

Throrik said:
Heston is the overclocker of food, and it's always sufficiently cooled with dry ice.

yea pretty much this.

but why did that lorry require a police escort? it was only carrying a ton

im watching his big ice lolly show btw

ElectroBlaster · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:56

Heston Blumental?

He is a mad but a total genius with all this crazy stuff lol

His ice cream is now stuck to a wooden pallet lol and the size of that cone lmao

EDIT: Anyone remember on this forum, years ago somebody made oversized stuff like a creme egg or snickers? I cant fully remember who it was...

Edrof · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:58

His Forever Alone range in Waitrose is nothing short of amazing.

Ahleckz · 13 Nov 2012 at 21:59

I've seen plenty of icecream vans, they are still popular in Glasgow. Though, not in my area. Are they really extinct everywhere else?

Nitefly · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:00

I, for one, wish that Heston Blumenthal, Stephen Fry and zombies would all join forces and hopefully cancel each other out.

Such overkill!

Gibbs · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:00

where can i watch this lolly show cant find it on c4OD

ElectroBlaster · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:01

@Ahleckz Well we sometimes see one in the wild! We had a sunny day a while back... anyone remember the sun? lol

Anyway all of a sudden you could hear that jingle and there it was. I often wonder is the ice cream van a dying breed?

ElectroBlaster · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:02

Gibbs said:
where can i watch this lolly show cant find it on c4OD

Tonights has just finished so CH4+1 would mean you can catch it now! 4OD eh im not sure...

Morgoth · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:17

ElectroBlaster said:
Anyway all of a sudden you could hear that jingle and there it was. I often wonder is the ice cream van a dying breed?

They are more commonly used to deal drugs here.

Jono8 · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:20

Eames said:
I fancy a six foot long sausage

*giggles

King Damager · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:24

Fat Duck is on the list of things to do before I die

Going to be so full of win.

kd

piggeh · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:25

ElectroBlaster said:
Anyway all of a sudden you could hear that jingle and there it was. I often wonder is the ice cream van a dying breed?

If you ever saw what the inside of most ice cream vans were like, you'd never buy an ice cream from them.

233 · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:28

Morgoth said:
They are more commonly used to deal drugs here.

snap

a 99 and a 20 quid back of brown please.

POB · 13 Nov 2012 at 22:34

ElectroBlaster said:
EDIT: Anyone remember on this forum, years ago somebody made oversized stuff like a creme egg or snickers? I cant fully remember who it was...

There was a website dedicated to giant versions of things: http://www.pimpmysnack.com/