Must Be Great Being Heston Blumenthal

Heston - Dry ice.

Jamie Oliver - extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra virgin olive oil

Gordon Ramsay - **** **** ******** **** **** ...Foulmouth.

See there are obvious patterns here that make you wonder who people are, it is a nice bit of social marketing, you think of olive oil (Oliver...get it... :( ), think of Dry ice and food, bam Heston...a person swears for no reason in a kitchen...well you know.

Its predictable and sad really, but doesn't bother me.
 
Yes Blumental did make mouse flavoured ice cream and I thought it was sick! This was the bloke who used a ***** in a jelly and the cake shaped like something belonging to us lads lol.

Im going to moan now! Gordon Ramsey. Yes he is a chef, yes he may even cook good food and somehow is able to turn around failing restaurants around the globe but one thing that really gets my back up lol

He swears like a trooper!

I will often see middle-class mums going on about this bloke like he is some kind of kitchen god and then will group attack somebody for having a foul mouth or take a parent down if their child so much as utters a four letter word lol. I dont get it? just because this bloke is on tv it somehow makes it ok for him to swear his head off and they laud him for it?

Rubber faced git! You can gather I do not like the bloke lol
 
Eames said:
I was just thinking how great it would be to be Heston Blumenthal.

"I fancy a magnum ice lolly - I'll just make a hundred until I perfect the recipe"

"I fancy a six foot long sausage - I'll make a hundred in the lab until it works"

etc.

Don't you think guys?
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Ahleckz said:
I've seen plenty of icecream vans, they are still popular in Glasgow. Though, not in my area. Are they really extinct everywhere else?
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Nope we get one hopefully rolling around here most of the year round, serves naff ice-cream though.

Had one in Belfast who came around all through the winter, came by on new years eve one year.
 
The problem with being Heston Blumenthal is that you would have to spend the rest of your days being a massive *******.
 
Eames said:
I was just thinking how great it would be to be Heston Blumenthal.

"I fancy a magnum ice lolly - I'll just make one"

"I fancy a six foot long sausage - I'll make one in the lab"

etc.

Don't you think guys?
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You would have had a few meals by the time you made a 6 feet long sausage.
 
ElectroBlaster said:
Heston Blumental?

He is a mad but a total genius with all this crazy stuff lol

His ice cream is now stuck to a wooden pallet lol and the size of that cone lmao

EDIT: Anyone remember on this forum, years ago somebody made oversized stuff like a creme egg or snickers? I cant fully remember who it was...
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www.pimpmysnack.com
 
Eames said:
Don't poo poo my thread, you have access to a lab and are a culinary genius are you?
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Love what he does, however how do I get a message out to the General Public to say that the stretch film he used to wrap the icecream is not food contact approved??

Wonder how many people got infected...
 
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