Christmas Eve - Me and the Girlfriend pop over to my parents house to have our traditional Christmas Eve steak dinner, my granny will be there as she stays at my parents until Boxing Day, as will my sister and her boyfriend. After the meal we hang about for a bit, then leave and I drop the gf round to her mum's house where she will stay over as is tradition. Ill leave there at some ungodly hour and go home to walk the dog and get a few hours sleep.
Christmas Day - Up at around 10, get a shower then make my way over to my parents just as my granny gets back from church. Help with the cooking if its needed and then its off to open presents. Check on the turkey and frantically eat as much of the delicious bacon covering it as I can, before the rest of the family finishes it all. Christmas dinner is usually around 2. Recover from epic Christmas dinner for about an hour, then leave and head back up to my gf's mum's to be told how awesome I am for getting her some awesome present she didnt even know she wanted. Stay round there for a couple of hours then we both head home to relax and compare loot. Back round to my parents at around 8 for turkey and stuffing sandwiches, and watch whatever film is on at the time. Off home around 10 and generally be fat and lazy.
Boxing Day - Sleep in until lunchtime, generally be lazy until around 4pm when we leave and go to my other grannys for 2nd christmas dinner. Another equally awesome meal done, we sit about for an hour or two being social, before leaving and heading back over to my gfs mums. Once there we lay into whatever cocktails happen to be being served, and get merry (read: plastered).