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powelly

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i just got this email

Hello Dear This Message Is Respectfully Yours,

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect , trust and humanity, honestly, I will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, is due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Nancy Kipkalya Kones, 24yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.That leads me into a refugee camp.

You can read more about the crash through the below site:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an Italian Expertrate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. The amount is( $5.8 USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival, It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother has threatened to assinate me.


AWAITING YOUR URGENT AND POSITIVE RESPONSE,I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self for now until the bank will transfer the fund.I have the documents for the claims.

Yours Sincerely

Miss Nancy Kipkalya Kones

all i can say is lol
 
You could say the same about women who forward chain letters, some people are just absurdly gullible.

Send it back but correct the spelling for them :)
 
All I can say is spam! :p

If it manages to get through my filters then it's not read and deleted.......
 
Quick!

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I get about 5 a day thanks to having my email on my website in text form. I'm rolling dough.

Dearest,

Treat this message with utmost confidential ok.

As you may know, this is my 6th days in this Hospital bed, and I am constrained to sit up and write this message to you purposely because the doctor has announced that I will be undergoing the surgery by next tomorrow. and ever since this information occurred to me, my mind never found rest, my heart is still panting even at this moment, i lost the courage of living again, I cant even afford to speak with people right now because of fear.

But I believe and pray God to spare my life.

Meanwhile, I want to inform you that my late husband left a contracted sum of $4.3m USD in the Bank of Burkina Faso, and as childless couple; we’ve long planned to use the money to aid the poor and Build Orphanage homes. But we never succeeded in embracing such project until my husband died as the payment was delayed.

Now that I am not sure of my life here, and & no existing biological child to inherit our properties, I want to entrust this project in your hand because I don’t know if I will ever survive this sickness.

I wouldn’t want to go into many details here because I have not energy for long emails. But I wished to briefly inform you that due to lack of Biological son, after my husband died, his relatives came up with troubles and confiscated all my husband properties and even call me a witch.

But God knows that am innocent of all the accusations. And now, am happy they didn’t discover about the fact that my husband handled some contract with the government of Burkina Faso which the payment has been delayed before he died.

So after mourning my husband as the custom permits, I took the paper to the bank but they asked me to waiting for more weeks, which I waited until Two months ago when the management of African Development Bank call to inform me that the fund is due to be claimed but I couldn’t visit them due to my health condition.

Now that you are the lucky person in my contact list, I want you to reply this message and set me up in hope and I will furnish you the necessary information you need to claim the money from the bank and use it to help the needy.

You must give me your solemn promise to handle this project in good manner and fear of God. You must use 70% of this money to build orphanage homes and help the poor while 30% goes to your purse for your Job well-done.

So, I will want you to reply this message to day so that I will give you the bank contact information even before the operation takes place because my heart is still panting and I fear surviving the sickness.

I believe you will not betray this trust because if you use this money to help the poor on our name, I, and my Husband will find peace wherever our souls maybe.

Please pray that the surgery will be a successful one, and that I could survive this sickness so we can run this project together.

May the living God bless and keep you

Mrs. Juene Buko
 
Just troll them back.

Ask for pictures of miss jones with break on her head :)
 
To all those saying thanks i've never seen one before....

shhh, its the first one i have ever got and wanted to share the story as its funny
 
Reading this reminded me of the scammers getting scammed, some guy made out he was from a church and got the scammers to get a tattoo before sending any money... think the tattoo read something along the lines of "I love giving head". The scammers actually got the tattoos done and sent pictures lol

E-cookie if anyone finds a link, my google senses fail me today
 
taintedlove69 said:
Reading this reminded me of the scammers getting scammed, some guy made out he was from a church and got the scammers to get a tattoo before sending any money... think the tattoo read something along the lines of "I love giving head". The scammers actually got the tattoos done and sent pictures lol

E-cookie if anyone finds a link, my google senses fail me today
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http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20089
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=136046961&page=1
 
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