What do you call a pun printed on perforated paper?

scrlk · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:06

A tearable pun!

I'll post more later - maybe GD can come up with more puns as well.

malfunkshun · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:07

meh, perforations are a rip off.

scrlk · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:08

A man got pushed off his chair.

I guess that wasn't very seatable, or chairing at all.

Theophany · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:09

scrlk said:
I'll post more later

Please, for the love of Christ, don't.

scrlk · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:10

Theophany said:
Please, for the love of Christ, don't.

A butcher couldn't reach the meat on the highest shelf.

I guess the steaks were too high.

(I know, not really a pun, but cringeworthy)

Theophany · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:11

scrlk said:
A butcher couldn't reach the meat on the highest shelf.

I guess the steaks were too high.

(I know, not really a pun, but cringeworthy)

Oh God, you're killing me.

scrlk · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:12

Theophany said:
Oh God, you're killing me.

A man got electrocuted and was in the news.

I guess it was quite a shock to generate such a buzz.

Theophany · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:14

scrlk said:
A man got electrocuted and was in the news.

I guess it was quite a shock to generate such a buzz.

My stomach ulcer is perforating again. Please. Stop!!

scrlk · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:16

Theophany said:
My stomach ulcer is perforating again. Please. Stop!!

You heard about that tunnel collapse in Japan?

I guess the people trapped inside couldn't see the light at the end of the tunnel.

I'll try and get my coat, but sadly I can't find it.

[FnG]magnolia · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:17

Won't someone think of the children.

Theophany · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:17

scrlk said:
You heard about that tunnel collapse in Japan?

I guess the people trapped inside couldn't see the light at the end of the tunnel.

I'll try and get my coat, but sadly I can't find it.

scrlk · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:19

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

The journey of appalling humour on evening GD continues...

Shayper · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:22

Scrlk, dishing out the pun-ishment

scrlk · 3 Dec 2012 at 22:23

Shayper said:
Scrlk, dishing out the pun-ishment

I guess these puns aren't very punny at all.

Merlin5 · 4 Dec 2012 at 00:18

scrlk said:
A butcher couldn't reach the meat on the highest shelf.

I guess the steaks were too high.

I like this one.

Egon · 4 Dec 2012 at 00:21

Theophany said:

This made me chuckle. Sorry OP, the jokes did not.

PiKe · 4 Dec 2012 at 00:23

This thread reads like a Milton Jones stand-up.

malfunkshun · 4 Dec 2012 at 07:23

PiKe said:
This thread reads like a Milton Jones stand-up.

Yup, makes me want to kick the screen.

Cosimo · 4 Dec 2012 at 07:39

Time for some more pun-ishment....

Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

PistolPete · 4 Dec 2012 at 09:43

scrlk said:
A butcher couldn't reach the meat on the highest shelf.

I guess the steaks were too high.

(I know, not really a pun, but cringeworthy)

Nearly as bad as...

Man: Can I have 8 venison quarters please
Butcher: £250 please
Man: That's too dear.