Lolz got caught doing a nudey run

[Zefan]

Does this university understand what a student even is?

 

[CosmicClown]

ended up doing a nudey run through the hallway of our student accommodation when messing around with my friends.

Sounds a bit.....gay.

 

[dowie]

Are you sure the email is genuine - and not the product of a creative and imaginative mate?

^^^ this possibly

 

[oulton]

Go in, say you are very sorry but you're pretty sure your drink was spiked and your off the hook!

 

[Veco]

Your only option is to turn up to the meeting nude and claim its a lifestyle choice.

 

[Jono]

You're gonna have to toss his salad.

 

[rsatd]

Take some lube with you, it will ease the pain

 

[grimm]

Turn up to the meeting naked, say you are a nudist, sue them for their intolerance, profit.

Alternatively, turn up to the meeting naked, insist that you are fully clothed, see what happens.

 

[Craig1981]

A tallywacker line-up.

For an incriminating mole?

 

[Devrij]

Whatever you do, don't tell them you started a thread title with the word "Lolz" because you'll be expelled straight away as a lost cause to the education system.

 

[Jacksonn]

Surely this is the norm being in uni?

 

[Shayper]

I don't think there's anyone who's been to uni who hasn't done this.

Everybody gets that drunk at least once

 

[Devrij]

I don't think there's anyone who's been to uni who hasn't done this.

Everybody gets that drunk at least once

Yep, but saying that, my mate Steve got a disciplinary meeting for having a slash in a bush at night while no-one was around (caught on camera). He argued that it wasn't indecent exposure because there wasn't anyone around to see

 

[4T5]

You'll be sent to that old guy that raises a lot for charity & jogs a lot.

 

[Shayper]

Yep, but saying that, my mate Steve got a disciplinary meeting for having a slash in a bush at night while no-one was around (caught on camera). He argued that it wasn't indecent exposure because there wasn't anyone around to see

We were having a party once when someone came running though the kitchen naked, dived out the window, rolled, and carried on sprinting. Closely followed by security guards.

There was an awkward silence, followed by "Wait a second, wasn't that Alex?"

 

[Frenzy]

Go to the meeting naked.

 

[Jacksonn]

Just denie it if they really are going to try and do something about it.

 

[Netguy]

Name change request: theNakedDude

or theNude

 

[Souleh]

They should be thanking you, you obviously pointed out some serious security flaws in their campus.

 

[Gilly]

Employ the Shaggy defence.