Eyelashes - just wtf are they meant to do?

[haaammit]

I assume that my eyelashes are designed to stop stuff/dust/grit/hair from going onto my eyeball, so why the do my useless eyelashes keep going into my ******* eyes

** Correct - it is auto censored**

 

[Edrof]

I love blinkin', I do.



Also, you might want to edit your swearmagedden before the mods ban you in the face, although starring out all but the king of curses is an interesting policy.

 

[scrlk]

Stop lashing out.



Yes, my puns are still going.

 

[doofer]

I assume that my eyelashes are designed to stop stuff/dust/grit/hair from going onto my eyeball, so why the hell do my useless eyelashes keep going into my ******* eyes

/edit - it would appear that the word "See you next Tuesday ing" isn't auto censored - oops!

You're a winker.

 

[HecFam]

I thought the answer was blindingly obvious.

Eyelashes are used to block the midget wizard's spells from hurting your retinas.

 

[Egon]

You're going to get a lashing by the mods if you don't fully star out the swearys

 

[twist3d0n3]

they're there to make you look pretty for the big butch sailors

 

[yer_averagejoe]

I can empathise with op

 

[Mat]

Fully star out your swearies...

You ****

 

[Naff8000]

Mods should give you a damn good eyeding.

 

[kaffe]

To keep you looking marvellous.

 

[JCX50]

Dude, Fashion makes no sense to guys

 

[Shayper]

Mods should give you a damn good eyeding.

Oh brilliant

 

[Maccapacca]

Lashes are a no brainer but brows wtf

 

[Westie]

You're a winker.

Lol now my kfc is on the floor!

 

[Windle]

Lashes are a no brainer but brows wtf

Brows are to stop sweat running off your forehead and into your eyes, particularly effective in the mono formation. Not so effective if you're a bird and get your brows shaved and then drawn on with some kind of makeup.