The end is nigh

Fuzz · 7 Dec 2012 at 18:42

British authorities have insisted they are prepared for the looming apocalypse and have issued advice on how to cope.

In the event that the world ends on December 21, the public should check the car, fit a smoke alarm and learn to make a fire.

I **** you not... it's on Sky News! :rolleyes:

http://news.sky.com/story/1022272/apocalypse-advice-issued-for-end-of-the-world

Pawnless Endgame · 7 Dec 2012 at 18:57

Lol, it's the September 2000 fuel strikes gone full circle. Panic buying, V8 engines, cue Mad Max 2. He needs the gas.

No1newts · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:01

Nice to see a bit of tongue in cheek humour still

skippy2421 · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:01

Wtf is this!!!!!!! MODS!!!!!! DELETE PLEASE. K thnx not ****ed honet. X

Woden · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:25

It wasn't all that long ago the CDC in the states issued information on what to do in a zombie apocalypse.

Tibbz2 · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:29

Well i'll be sat in Hammersmith Apollo on the night not giving a ****.

Third Opinion · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:30

Finally, something to look forward too.

4T5 · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:30

The AA warned: "Before heading off, take time to do the basic checks on your car and allow extra time for your journey.

gillywibble · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:44

Is it worth starting a 'Goodbye' thread?

xMarkie · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:45

Didn't the chancellor cut the UK Apocalypse fund in the autumn statement? :eek:

Craig1981 · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:56

gillywibble said:
Is it worth starting a 'Goodbye' thread?

Still a bit early. Maybe the day before?

mrjagga · 7 Dec 2012 at 19:58

rofl.

Draeger · 7 Dec 2012 at 20:05

Got Millennium Bug?

Third Opinion · 7 Dec 2012 at 20:05

Is it worth putting a bet on that the world will end?

http://www.bettingpro.com/category/Entertainment/End-of-World-Betting/

davedudes · 7 Dec 2012 at 20:13

Hang on, I better look on the Daily mail page to corroborate this story...

mrjagga · 7 Dec 2012 at 20:14

be ready.

trentlad · 12 Dec 2012 at 00:52

Tibbz2 said:
Well i'll be sat in Hammersmith Apollo on the night not giving a ****.

But you'll be watching Gary Barlow...

Angilion · 12 Dec 2012 at 00:56

I've been training by playing Fallout 3. I am prepared.

Philtor · 12 Dec 2012 at 01:02

Why could they not end it on the 26th or something so I get to have my christmas dinner first! How selfish!!

Glaucus · 12 Dec 2012 at 01:07

No1newts said:
Nice to see a bit of tongue in cheek humour still

Agreed