Supermarket Dilemma

UncleRuckus · 9 Dec 2012 at 18:47

Jesus get a grip OP! Some broken programming you've got there.

pooley · 9 Dec 2012 at 19:23

Nitefly said:
"Excuse me mate, do you happen to know where I might find bin bags?"

Quality

mrk · 9 Dec 2012 at 19:57

pre1twa said:
Does anyone else have any race related supermarket stories they wish to share?

I once was in a mad dash to quickly get something from the supermarket, it was crazy I tell you, racing from aisle to aisle I could have sworn I would have been an ideal contestant in Supermarket Sweep back in the day.

HOW EXCITING.

PapaLazaru · 9 Dec 2012 at 20:04

Just mix normal natural yoghurt and mint sauce. It is pretty much identical.

Deleted member 651465 · 9 Dec 2012 at 20:21

Aww herro, you know where I find noodle pweese?

That's racist.

Asking where an item is, is part and parcel of going shopping. Just don't use dodgy accents

Pestilence · 9 Dec 2012 at 20:33

Eames said:
Hello Larry David.

Hahahaha.

Megahurtz400 · 9 Dec 2012 at 20:35

I take it schools/colleges are starting to break up for Xmas at the mo?

dowie · 9 Dec 2012 at 20:39

I wanted to buy a Jimmy Hendrix CD from HMW... there was a black shop attendant free but I didn't want the whole 'You can listen to Jimmi but you can't hear him' speech.... so I waited until a white guy was free and asked him....

Kosmiche · 9 Dec 2012 at 20:45

dowie said:
I wanted to buy a Jimmy Hendrix CD from HMW... there was a black shop attendant free but I didn't want the whole 'You can listen to Jimmi but you can't hear him' speech.... so I waited until a white guy was free and asked him....

Was he in his fifties?

Probably not a fan.

chris-82 · 9 Dec 2012 at 20:46

Burnsy2023 said:
"Excuse me, where are your potatoes?"

"Potatoes? Do I look Irish to you?"

"Err what?"

Stop being silly.

Hahahaha

danza · 9 Dec 2012 at 21:23

OP sounds as socially over-analytical as me, except I'd have asked.

Break the trend by walking onto a reptile shop and asking the turtles if they know where you can find a bo staff and some pizza.

diamount · 9 Dec 2012 at 21:26

Er no, I'm sure the first thought that comes into his mind is a customer is querying about a product.

bloodiedathame · 9 Dec 2012 at 21:32

Are you pregnant?

Maximum Triceratops · 9 Dec 2012 at 21:36

What if you ask a black man for fried chicken? go on dare ya!

Bassmansam · 9 Dec 2012 at 22:10

My god.

StoutMeister · 9 Dec 2012 at 22:22

I had specifically hunted down the Indian assistant

mrk · 9 Dec 2012 at 22:23

Ah and just right now the Come Again! quote pops into my mind :|

Pixel · 9 Dec 2012 at 22:45

Nitefly said:
"Excuse me mate, do you happen to know where I might find bin bags?"

Devrij · 9 Dec 2012 at 22:47

Nitefly said:
"Excuse me mate, do you happen to know where I might find bin bags?"

Got a genuine laugh out of me.

OP, don't worry about these things. If you learn to stop differentiating people based on skin colour you'll stop worrying if they think that's what you're doing.

Edrof · 10 Dec 2012 at 09:03

robfosters said:
"Where are your potatoes?"

" Are you Irish?"

"Why are you asking that? If I asked for Chorizo, would you ask me if I was Spanish? If I asked for croissants would you ask me if I was French?"

"No"

"So why are you asking me if I am Irish?"

"Because this is Halfords"

Huzzah, sir!

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