Make me laugh

No1newts · 13 Dec 2012 at 12:52

Long, boring and tedious day today stuck in the office.

My challenge to you is to give me a good laugh. Pictures, gifs, jokes or random stories anything to relieve the monotony of today.

Thanks!

Cosimo · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:16

A Chinese guys goes for an interview at a factory.

"Sir, you have the job, and you’ll be in charge of supplies".

Two hours later the manager is looking for Mr Chan.

Just as he is about to give up looking as no one has seen him Mr Chan pops out from behind a cabinet.

"SUPPLIES!!!"

DAIR · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:19

Didnt work.... For me at least.

Sime · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:20

Someone post the GIF of the Labrador jumping over a ditch onto some child!

Dave · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:20

simulatorman said:
A Chinese guys goes for an interview at a factory.

"Sir, you have the job, and you’ll be in charge of supplies".

Two hours later the manager is looking for Mr Chan.

Just as he is about to give up looking as no one has seen him Mr Chan pops out from behind a cabinet.

"SUPPLIES!!!"

Should be a Japanese manager really, as the Chinese have both "l" and "r" in the Romanised form of the language and thus find it no more difficult than you or I to pronounce

Jono8 · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:21

simulatorman said:
A Chinese guys goes for an interview at a factory.

"Sir, you have the job, and you’ll be in charge of supplies".

Two hours later the manager is looking for Mr Chan.

Just as he is about to give up looking as no one has seen him Mr Chan pops out from behind a cabinet.

"SUPPLIES!!!"

blackkidshoutingthatsracist.gif

mrk · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:22

DAIR · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:24

Funny?

Cosimo · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:28

Two young boys walked into a Chemist one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one yet."

Holliday · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:31

JBod · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:33

Holliday said:

What is he even?

Holliday · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:34

JBod said:
What is he even?

Musical Chairs + Planking for sure.

Edrof · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:35

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Failing that, just Google Bushisms. I still love them!

estebanrey · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:36

JBod said:
What is he even?

Here's the video...

'Wes · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:36

Edrof said:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Oh mah gawd!

DAIR · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:36

Hear about the man who died whilst doing the gangnam style dance?

If not then look it up. Might find it funny.....

No1newts · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:44

I quite like the supplies joke.

Cone on the rest of you, this is the least funny thread in GD!

coldfused · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:45

A buffalo goes to his first day of school. As he walks away the mother says, "Bison!"

No1newts · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:45

'Wes · 13 Dec 2012 at 13:46

coldfused said:
A buffalo goes to his first day of school. As he walks away the mother says, "Bison!"

****, i laughed.