Make me laugh

[Sime]

Not just for you, for the world...

Love it

Success!

 

[Feek]

You just cut and paste that?

Me? No

 

[Cosimo]

Two crisps are walking down the street, a car pull up and asks them if they want a lift
to which they reply, "No thanks we're Walkers".

 

[No1newts]

Booooo!

 

[Cosimo]

Booooo!

Last try:


Why was the washing machine laughing?



Because it was taking the **** out of the pants!


Grabs coat and leaves........

 

[HecFam]

how do you make a plumber cry?




Kill his family

 

[CosmicClown]

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

 

[Malevolence]

 

[NuggetUK]

 

[haaammit]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[p1RATE]

What did one tampon say to the other??

Nothing, they are both stuck up....

 

[No1newts]

Part of that's true, I think someone ninja edited a third lifter in though

 

[No1newts]

how do you make a plumber cry?




Kill his family

I laughed

 

[trojan698]

 

[HecFam]

I laughed

does i wins?

 

[Cosimo]

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a vodka coke.
The barman replies, "Sorry mate we don't serve spirits".

 

[Feek]

I couldn't believe it when my next door neighbour knocked on my door at 02:30 this morning?

I guess it was lucky for him that I was still up practicing my bagpipes.

 

[Macky]

Awaits Tefal's ridiculous novel.

 

[Malevolence]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you sir, no charge."

 

[King Damager]

I've finally worked out what Sim does for a living....

kd