Don't drink and drive this Christmas - my story

[kwerk]

So you are admitting to stealing a vehicle and driving intoxicated on a public forum?

 

[kwerk]

I will be forwarding your post to the lancashire constabulary.

 

[trojan698]

haha

 

[estebanrey]

Poor joke.

However, today was the first time in my town that I've seen a police roadblock for breathalyzing people, weird to see!

Easy prey which gets their stats up unfortunately. Much easier to catch a bloke who's marginally over the drink drive limit than investigate a burglary which actullay requires a bit of detective work.

 

[n3mss]

I have never driven a taxi before, and I'm still not really sure where I got it from.

YOU drove the taxi home? Might have got waved through the test zone, but now how are you going to get rid of the stolen taxi?

 

[Burnsy2023]

Easy prey which gets their stats up unfortunately. Much easier to catch a bloke who's marginally over the drink drive limit than investigate a burglary which actullay requires a bit of detective work.

Drink drive kills people. Burglaries generally don't.

 

[Boycey0211]

Drink drive kills people. Burglaries generally don't.

This. Burglars are not passing people at 60mph in a metal box while carrying out the crime either.

IMO it should be zero tolerance, much easier that way

 

[Reaper 392]

Flagrant plagiarism.

http://activerain.com/blogsview/3453651/how-not-to-choose-a-designated-driver

yup, i thought it was a bit too much of a coincidence for this to turn up in the imgur gallery about 12 hours before it turned up here

edit: http://imgur.com/gallery/0KqKh

 

[n3mss]

I got asked after my car accident (not my fault btw) had I had anything alcoholic in the last 30 minutes...I think they wait so they dont get false positives.

Actually, in AU you can demand to be tested at once. Blood alcohol can rise in 30 minutes depending on when your last drink was.

 

[Pestilence]

I once drunk drove a minibus to Uranus.

No idea how I got back.

 

[SINDRONE]

Reading the thread title just after watching Jackass 3, R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

But concerning the thread, lol irl, I can imagine Dad embarrassing the kids telling that one around the Christmas table

 

[Cosimo]

You had me going there for a second. I'll add that one to the collection.

 

[TheVoice]

Easy prey which gets their stats up unfortunately. Much easier to catch a bloke who's marginally over the drink drive limit than investigate a burglary which actullay requires a bit of detective work.

Or maybe it's that Roads Policing Units are set up to do that sort of thing, not investigate burglaries. That's why they have detectives.

Also, there's no excuse for being even marginally over the drink drive limit. The limit exists, everyone knows it's there, stay under it or better yet, don't drink at all.

 

[Yas786]

So you are admitting to stealing a vehicle and driving intoxicated on a public forum?

I will be forwarding your post to the lancashire constabulary.

LOL

Good story OP

 

[gillywibble]

I suppose you're proud of yourself OP? You could have killed a child or worse still, a small ferret.

 

[Skunkworks]

The way I look at it is, if you kill someone while drink driving, you could have prevented them from becoming the next Hitler.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

You had me going there for a second. I'll add that one to the collection.

Judging by your current joke portfolio I think you'd be better off just binning the lot tbh...

 

[airrunner]

A couple of nights ago, I was out with a few friends for a couple of drinks.
I had a few beers, and topped them off with a sneaky Aftershock. Not a good idea.
Knowing I was probably over the limit - I did something I'd never done before... I took a taxi home.
I passed a load of police at a roadblock, but as it was a taxi they just waved me through.
I arrived home safe and sound, which was a real surprise.
I have never driven a taxi before, and I'm still not really sure where I got it from.

Bloody Brilliant !!

 

[Locky]

Da dum tis.

 

[Freefaller]

I thought that was pretty good!