Mr P.Niss requests a pay rise

[Daze]

Haha!

BUUUUUURRRNN!!!

x2 haha

 

[BrightonBelle]

I laughed!

BB x

 

[Yas786]

Old

 

[spoffle]

When you start having sex you will understand the joke.

Comprehension wasn't the issue, it was the lack of funny.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

It would be premature of me to laugh at this....

 

[trojan698]

I lol'd

 

[estebanrey]

I, Mr P.Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head-first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

9. You are off at least once month in which case I'm forced to work with R. Sole instead.

 

[spoffle]

9. You are off at least once month in which case I'm forced to work with R. Sole instead.

Once a month? Whut?

 

[FoxEye]

Might have been funny when I was twelve.

 

[estebanrey]

Once a month? Whut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstruation

 

[trojan698]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

 

[bluDawg]

Ah I get it, thats not that funny :/

 

[spoffle]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstruation

Once a month

 

[trojan698]

FOR FIVE DAYS

 

[cammy5477]

Well done sir

 

[fez]

Classic OcUK response to a sex joke.

Person doesn't find it funny.

Someone else claims that about 2% of people have had sex and they themselves being one of the lucky few are well placed to comment that the only way you wouldn't find this hilarious is if you were a virgin. Seriously guys, by the age of 17, most people have had sex. That covers most of OcUK.