Question for the refined gentlemen - cocktail bar

Voltar said:
Lol :D

Pint of ale, metal in the background and some pork scratching a for you then?*

*this would be my first choice over cocktails :p
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Reminds me of this Macc Lads song (think I got all the naughty words) -

MY PUB

I've been going to the same pub for twenty years,
It was half a crown then to buy me beer
But they closed it down to redecorate,
They said they'd knock a wall down, change the bar round, paint the door brown,
Its going to look great
I walked in the door, couldn't believe my eyes
Every **** had a shirt and tie,
Mirrored walls and daft plastic trees, it was a
Fun-pub-disco-wine-bar-bistro-gay-club-poofhouse-cocktail-carvery.

I went to the bar to get my ale, she said: "Tetley Bitter's not for sale."
They had a fizzy lager with a German name, I said:
"You've got to be joking!"
I started choking, my voice was croaking, I turned pale.
Then a penguin grabbed me to throw me out,
You've got to dress like a ****-end to get in now,
But I've been served in here for twenty years, now its a
Fun-pub-disco-wine-bar-bistro-gay-club-poofhouse-cocktail-carvery.

What the **** have they done to my pub?
 
I had a poor old fashioned the other day in a decent place, it tasted like straight whisky and not syrupy to take the edge off. Fantastic drinks though, my favourite by a long way and I'm not a huge drinker either.
 
pingwing said:
Sounds like the OP is going to get taken up the back passage.

Regardless get a whisky sour.
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Two friends and I once spent a night in Saltwater in Nottingham drinking nothing but Whiskey Sours and Old Fashioneds. We went back the next night for more, and the bartender told us we'd gone through an entire bottle of syrup the previous evening. :D
 
Just remember the more manly the man, the gayer the drink he can get away with. I pride myself on going full gay with cocktails, lovely stuff.
 
Pestilence said:
Two friends and I once spent a night in Saltwater in Nottingham drinking nothing but Whiskey Sours and Old Fashioneds. We went back the next night for more, and the bartender told us we'd gone through an entire bottle of syrup the previous evening. :D
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Haha! Best night out! :D
 
Jeagerbombs. Any well respected barman should have this hidden gem in his arsenal. Only the truely high class establishments tend to serve them, if they do be sure to order a round of them for all your bosses as it will surely impress them with your knowledge of fine cocktails.
 
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