Magnolia's sweet shop : a strategy game of confectionery

Chris [BEANS] · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:33

What the **** is wrong with all of us????!?

Sudden · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:37

LOAM said:
Cherry laces are in, paperwork has been organisged and through an elaborate shipping exercise through various ports the consignment can be considered cosha. There's 6 pallets containing 500 laces each. My organisation are looking for 75 SW monies per pallet or 400 for the lot. You will need to organise collection from Auckland freight dock.

I would suggest that Sin_chase personally delivers payment to ensure that nothing goes wrong at the time of picking up the shipment...

LOAM · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:37

I think you will find, should you care to check that your case of wham bars, as of 17:00 today contain nothing but coffee beans. Your stock is currently en-route to a Glaswegian safe house for redistribution to a buyer in Peru

Sudden · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:37

Chris [BEANS];23442581 said:
What the **** is wrong with all of us????!?

I'm afraid that if I start thinking about that, I'll put myself in a straight jacket

LOAM · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:40

Sudden said:
I would suggest that Sin_chase personally delivers payment to ensure that nothing goes wrong at the time of picking up the shipment...

Have him collect consignment #65786 in the morning, he needs to speak to Colin the Bull. Colin will open any or all pallets on request. Polite warning, no funny business and Don't **** with Colin.

Chris [BEANS] · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:43

LOAM said:
I think you will find, should you care to check that your case of wham bars, as of 17:00 today contain nothing but coffee beans. Your stock is currently en-route to a Glaswegian safe house for redistribution to a buyer in Peru

If you read my post again, you will note that I am able to 'obtain' legit Wham bars.

Coincidentally, I also have a distribution hub in Peru.

I admit nothing, but feel free to do the math

P.S. Your post can only have been written by an inside man. It will not take long to establish exactly who you are. I do not take kindly to my minions being so vocal about my activities.

[FnG]magnolia · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:45

Devrij said:
It seems you're rapidly expanding business has left you in need of an experienced buyer to handle your stock acquisition and negotiate the exchange of goods/services.

I am prepared to offer my services for the moderate sum of 50 SW pcm plus an annual bonus, as is befitting of a role so crucial to the continuance of your business. This would free you up to take on the oversight of your business and would leave the "nitty gritty" to me.

I eagerly await your reply.

Kind regards,
Sir Devrij Toppabottomus

LOAM said:
Cherry laces are in, paperwork has been organisged and through an elaborate shipping exercise through various ports the consignment can be considered cosha. There's 6 pallets containing 500 laces each. My organisation are looking for 75 SW monies per pallet or 400 for the lot. You will need to organise collection from Auckland freight dock.

My new Head of Buying, Sir Devrij Toppabottomus, will be in contact shortly.

Chris [BEANS];23442574 said:
Not entirely unexpected, maybe. Unprofessional, absolutely.

The Chewits are gone, and your reputation tarnished. I am however not an unreasonable man.

My new Head of Buying, Sir Devrij Toppabottomus, will not be in contact ever. Good day sir.

Chris [BEANS] · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:50

[FnG]magnolia;23442633 said:
My new Head of Buying, Sir Devrij Toppabottomus, will not be in contact ever. Good day sir.

This is a slight that will not go unpunished.

[ominous silence]................................................[/ominous silence]

TommyV · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:55

Magnolia you honestly get odder and odder by the post. Keep it up.

Cleeecooo · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:56

Your threads make life worth living Mags <3

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:04

Chris [BEANS];23442658 said:
This is a slight that will not go unpunished.

[ominous silence]................................................[/ominous silence]

A 'friend' of mine can lift a bison. Shall I ask him to discuss your opinions with him?

LOAM · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:05

Chris [BEANS];23442625 said:
If you read my post again, you will note that I am able to 'obtain' legit Wham bars.

Coincidentally, I also have a distribution hub in Peru.

I admit nothing, but feel free to do the math

P.S. Your post can only have been written by an inside man. It will not take long to establish exactly who you are. I do not take kindly to my minions being so vocal about my activities.

Please accept my apologies Mr.B. My associates had failed to make me aware of your presence within these circles, a failing that will not go unpunished. A mere case of mistaken identity I can assure you. Your business is always most welcome.

This does however beg the question, who's wham bars were they......

Sin_Chase · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:06

[FnG]magnolia;23442729 said:
A 'friend' of mine can lift a bison. Shall I ask him to discuss your opinions with him?

My pager just went.

I'll go have a 'discussion' regarding his 'opinions' and whether he should have them.

Chris [BEANS] · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:30

LOAM said:
Please accept my apologies Mr.B. My associates had failed to make me aware of your presence within these circles, a failing that will not go unpunished. A mere case of mistaken identity I can assure you. Your business is always most welcome.

This does however beg the question, who's wham bars were they......

Who's bars they were is none of your concern. Who's bars they are now, and who's they remain is something I strongly suggest you take seriously.

As for my presence here, again, this is not of your concern.

Your work (whether you knew it were for me or not) has thus far been exemplary, but let me make this crystal clear, I will suffer no more indiscretion nor insubordination.

It appears the OP is either unfamiliar with my organisation, or is misguided in his confidence in his associates. Rectify the situation and you'll need to look over your shoulder no more.

Am I clear?

[FnG]magnolia;23442729 said:
A 'friend' of mine can lift a bison. Shall I ask him to discuss your opinions with him?

Let me be brief. Elevation of bovine will not help him should he feel the need to confront my organisation.
I understand that Mr Loam will be in contact. I'm sure you will feel compelled to contact me soon after.

[strokes white cat in lair]

Chris [BEANS] · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:31

Sin_Chase said:
My pager just went.

I'll go have a 'discussion' regarding his 'opinions' and whether he should have them.

Loam.... Fetch!

Sudden · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:35

Chris [BEANS];23442862 said:
Let me be brief. Elevation of bovine will not help him should he feel the need to confront my organisation.
I understand that Mr Loam will be in contact. I'm sure you will feel compelled to contact me soon after.

[strokes white cat in lair]

Please submit organisation details as required by The Evil Villains Regulation Act 1895 along with permit for having this no doubt endangered species of white cat.

Zoning permissions for lair would also be helpful.

LOAM · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:43

Gentlemen, its customary in situations such as these to have a meeting, may I suggest we use the nearest convenient police station as venue. This obviously would need to be post cherry lace collection.

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Dec 2012 at 00:58

Sudden said:
I would suggest that Sin_chase personally delivers payment to ensure that nothing goes wrong at the time of picking up the shipment...

LOAM said:
Gentlemen, its customary in situations such as these to have a meeting, may I suggest we use the nearest convenient police station as venue. This obviously would need to be post cherry lace collection.

A gentleman will meet you with payment for the CLC offer. He might ask you to consider your future dealings. He sometimes gets angry which is unfortunate.

As a complete aside, perhaps you'd consider a new career path! One where you, I don't know, don't die inexplicably and are never seen or heard from again. Washing up on the beach in hundreds of scrappy, messy, meaty pieces is not a good look.

So my friend, Mr Chase, will meet you and pay you and will strongly recommend that you sign the application letter for the newly available Business Development Manager role (grade C, to be reviewed).

Please don't make him angry and have a terrific day!

Sin_Chase · 28 Dec 2012 at 01:33

Just finished my bison lifting session and am en route to the pre-determined location. Be advised, an elaborate, over engineered triple fail safe plan is in operation should I not return at the agreed time. I will also be wearing a dead-man switch operated C4 jacket which also has pockets for the BIC byros we will use to deal with, they do not contain explosive ink.

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Dec 2012 at 01:42

Showtime!