Gandalf: Worst wizard ever?

Sheff · 29 Dec 2012 at 23:37

Skidder said:
Mo?

www.jesusandmo.net?

Nitefly · 29 Dec 2012 at 23:37

Sheff said:
Gandalf is basically Jesus, but better.

Yep.

Jesus could walk on water, but Gandalf can swim through land.

Gerard · 29 Dec 2012 at 23:47

Skidder said:
I'm trying, but you are making it really hard.

Skidder · 29 Dec 2012 at 23:53

Gerard said:

Hey Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Fat pocket clinking, dollar eye twinkling
Jeez da beats so chunky
Me'sa getting funky
Ohh ohhh ooh oh

shawsy109 · 29 Dec 2012 at 23:59

He doesn't use much magic, but kicks arse with Glamdring instead.

olivier renault · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:06

There's worse, you know.

Gerard · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:06

Skidder said:
Hey Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Fat pocket clinking, dollar eye twinkling
Jeez da beats so chunky
Me'sa getting funky
Ohh ohhh ooh oh

Strife212 · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:06

You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

Skidder · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:11

Gerard said:

uil-geboosted gang$ta (turbo-boosted ill)
Yooo evil boy!
Why is your incanca (penis) so big?

All the better to love you with!
No glove no love!
If you don't believe me
Take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe! (penis of the nation, pun on this)

Throrik · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:12

Don't forget a lot of the magic is subtle in the books, not some flashes of light ending in explosions. For example he uses magic to bar the doors in Moria when the Balrog overpowers it, he and Elrond send the waters to protect Frodo from the nine, he overpowers Saruman in Orthanc even though Saruman was a master of words and that was his powerful magic.

All this whilst stoned on leaf equates to a boss-mode wizard.

King Damager · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:17

You shall not pass!

I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!

His epic mind battle with saruman

His blasting away the nazgul

His demolition of goblins and apparition in the hobbit!

Not to mention his epic eagle whispering.

Man is a God.

He's like my Justin for mag...

kd

Gerard · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:18

Skidder said:
uil-geboosted gang$ta (turbo-boosted ill)
Yooo evil boy!
Why is your incanca (penis) so big?

All the better to love you with!
No glove no love!
If you don't believe me
Take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe! (penis of the nation, pun on this)

J-FRO · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:19

Lets not forget he also exorcised Theoden when he was bewitched by Saruman as well.

Nitefly · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:20

Epic Eagle whispering was stupid.

He got the eagles from the tower, then Frodo the eagles back from mt. doom.

Why not just go all the way there on the eagles in the first place? Derp.

J-FRO · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:21

I think from reading the Hobbit the Eagles are kinda their own....birds... they're not just there to be commanded.

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:21

[FnG]magnolia;23454469 said:
This could be amazing.

And I'm spent.

Reaper 392 · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:23

deadite66 said:
Rincewind is worse.

Came in this thread just to post this. Although, to be fair, the one spell he does know is quite an important one

Skidder · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:28

Reaper 392 said:
Came in this thread just to post this. Although, to be fair, the one spell he does know is quite an important one

IT MAKES ME WANT TO PARTY BRU!

MY PIEL DANS SO!
NO-NO-NO!
NO MEANS YES

I GOT WHAT YOU WANT BOY, I GOT WHAT YOU WANT
I GOT WHAT YOU WANT BOY, YOU NEVER GOING TO GET IT

fez · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:31

You can't deny the man has impeccable timing which sort of explains his role in the Tolkien world. He moves things along and intervenes when other parties that shouldn't meddle are sticking their oar in.

lordhughes · 30 Dec 2012 at 00:46

I tried reading the books when the films where released and found they hard to read, picked them up again now and finding them much better and easier to read

If you have not tried in a few years then I say its worth picking them up again.

Nitefly said:
Epic Eagle whispering was stupid.

He got the eagles from the tower, then Frodo the eagles back from mt. doom.

Why not just go all the way there on the eagles in the first place? Derp.

Because giant eagles flying into mordor which occupies a massive orc army. yeah arrows don't exist just ask boromir.