just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

CosmicClown · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:38

I'd of definately flopped my penis out.

cammy5477 · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:38

Seems to be the way of the world nowadays.

Should have dropped him like an empty tracksuit.

malfunkshun · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:38

G.s Glazing said:
I go straight into my boxing stance,:

First thing that came into my head....sorry

cammy5477 · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:40

malfunkshun said:
First thing that came into my head....sorry

Me too

HecFam · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:40

I would have stripped naked, started screaming like an angry bird and walking like a crab to show i am a man no one can contend with.

'Harry · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:41

G.s Glazing said:
So that is a yes to chasing him down the road?

I would have.

Cosimo · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:41

InertProtocol said:
You said "WTF" to him...:s

It's why he chose to run away.

Devrij · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:42

Was it like this?

Anything less is just not effective

djshauny1 · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:43

We have a badass over here

G.s Glazing · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:44

Yes I box and my stance is like most others, its not a item that I change into either!

I love GD

gigeorge · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:44

Lysander said:
Amazing. I've lost count of the amount of times I've done this.

Was just thinking the same thing

Energizer Bunny · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:44

I'm going to spit on everybody I can from now on in the hope of recreating this 'boxing stance'. Sounds fantastic so to see it in the wild would be superb.

FutileBreadMachine · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:46

HecFam said:
I would have stripped naked, started screaming like an angry bird and walking like a crab to show i am a man no one can contend with.

Massive LOL

Did the OP actually get spat on? Thread title is misleading.

Judgeneo · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:46

I'm confused why 'boxing stance' is so funny

Energizer Bunny · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:48

Because it sounds like something from Victorian times.

PardonTheWait · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:48

Judgeneo said:
I'm confused why 'boxing stance' is so funny

I don't know about everyone else but I instantly thought of:

malfunkshun said:

And that's funny.

Lysander · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:48

Judgeneo said:
I'm confused why 'boxing stance' is so funny

It's not funny. We all do it.

gigeorge · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:50

Judgeneo said:
I'm confused why 'boxing stance' is so funny

Because of the hard nut connotations, mind imagery etc..

Its not too dissimilar of the sort of story i used to get on the MLR - so many such racing storys were posted, a chap created a Race O matic page that generated their racing storys. V.amusing

Cavallino · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:50

Im in stiches on the floor because of the responses.
(sorry OP!)

cHk4 · 3 Jan 2013 at 15:51

I would have got in to my come at me bro stance

just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

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