just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

FutileBreadMachine · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:08

Malevolence said:
Leaned in close and whispered in his ear -

Glory and fame
Blood is our name
Souls full of thunder
Hearts of steel
Killers of men
Of warriors friend
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers
Sons of the gods today we shall die
Open Valhalla's door
Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
HAIL GODS OF WAR!

...and then he'd spit on you again.

PardonTheWait · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:08

estebanrey said:
What would you do if Kimbo Slice spat you on then? Try and fight him?

You'd probably get all sorts of diseases from the spit, so you'd have nothing to lose anyway.

Windmill in, see what happens.

Castiel · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:13

I can imagine someone 'going straight into their boxing stance' in a busy street.....and it is amusing, if not downright hilarious every time I imagine it actually happening.

wannabedamned · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:14

Should have dropped into the horse stance.

Zefan · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:14

I wish I was as cool as you OP.

G.s Glazing · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:16

Still here. Will have an update soon as its going off outside now.

Also, I think a knife is involved.

wannabedamned · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:18

G.s Glazing said:
Still here. Will have an update soon as its going off outside now.

Also, I think a knife is involved.

Are they making a sandwich?

G.s Glazing · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:18

Some great replys here and really funny.

Not a chance of that Zefan

FARGO · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:19

What is going off outside? Pics please?

ElliorR · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:19

Go into a Morris Dancing stance, that really throws ruffians.

G.s Glazing · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:20

wannabedamned said:
Are they making a sandwich?

No, a fellow has been stabbed by this man I think.

Clever reply though, great witt.

BoonMonkey · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:21

I cant get over the "Boxing stance"...

I'll be sure to go straight into my boxing stance when I get home and my parents say hello

CosmicClown · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:21

Well done glazing you've created a new GD meme.

wannabedamned · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:23

G.s Glazing said:
No, a fellow has been stabbed by this man I think.

Clever reply though, great witt.

Well you live and learn, If you had attempted to drop him with your boxing stance, you could be dead\stabbed now.

So its good he ran away

Marky · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:24

G.s Glazing said:
I go straight into my boxing stance

Hahahaha

~Dockie · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:24

wannabedamned said:
Should have dropped into the horse stance.

or horse dance

who knows, might start a flash mob on his ass, the least it would do is freak them out

On a more serious note, im glad i took up kickboxing for 2 years, even though i now find it dull as hell. It does give confidence, if i was in that situation, before i would have just exchanged words and walked on, but now i wouldn't think twice about physically defending myself.

Curio · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:25

malfunkshun said:
First thing that came into my head....sorry

Exactly what came to my mind too - and the OP was saying "Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs!"

Muzza1875 · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:27

Should have legged it home and grabbed your keyboard and planted it across his trampy face.

FutileBreadMachine · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:28

wannabedamned said:
Well you live and learn, If you had attempted to drop him with your boxing stance, you could be dead\stabbed now.

So its good he ran away

Nah, he could have used his obvious skill and stopped the guy earlier. Now look what happened. It's Spiderman all over again.

estebanrey · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:29

Curio said:
Exactly what came to my mind too - and the OP was saying "Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs!"

Brilliant