Anyone else enjoy cleaning their toilet?

rubberduck · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:32

I was giving the bog a good old clean today and it suddenly struck me what a humbling thing it is to do. No matter how far you have got in life or how rich and powerful you may have become, nothing brings you back to the things that matter like giving the loo a really good clean.... I suddenly felt at one with the world and entered a zen like state for a little while, I was at peace with the universe.... Go try it people, go clean your Crapper and report back here with your experiences!

Aedus · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:34

Sometimes it can be a really **** job.

cm1179 · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:34

yeh. i'll get right on it.

No1newts · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:35

No, but I do enjoy hoovering.

Wizzkidy · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:35

nah I get the wife to do it after I leave a massive log, this normally puts her into a "trance like state" I can tell ya!

Worthy · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:36

Pretty sure rich and powerful people don't clean their own.

The downstairs one is blocked. I was plunging it the other day when "tainted" water shot up and hit me in the face. I think I entered a zen like state then too. I think it was from actual poisoning though.

Tom0 · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:39

I'll just go ask the help..

FARGO · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:43

I like to bleach the loo, close the lid and reveal the results the next morning. Sometimes I feel like the Viktor Bracke of the germ world.

malfunkshun · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:44

Worthy said:
Pretty sure rich and powerful people don't clean their own.

The downstairs one is blocked. I was plunging it the other day when "tainted" water shot up and hit me in the face. I think I entered a zen like state then too. I think it was from actual poisoning though.

Sorry, I laughed at this.....I am still laughing at this

Some little ****** at work keeps putting a lots of toilet tissue into the bowl, then laying his cable on top so that it isn't submerged (italics represent an internal memo, verbatim). Apparently it stinks the whole wing out

wouldn't want to clean that.

Fran · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:45

FARGO said:
I like to bleach the loo

Bleaching isn't cleaning it though, you do actually have to scrub it as well

antijoke · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:48

My girlfriend does it, makes me feel all funny and horrible inside.

Also hate being close to ships at the docks.

Shudder

King Damager · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:49

Nope, I'm sometimes in the mood for tidying, but that's about it.

Worthy said:
The downstairs one is blocked. I was plunging it the other day when "tainted" water shot up and hit me in the face. I think I entered a zen like state then too. I think it was from actual poisoning though.

This just made my day

kd

Castiel · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:50

We have a cleaner who does it.

FARGO · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:50

Fran said:
Bleaching isn't cleaning it though, you do actually have to scrub it as well

Ye gods, no!

Col_M · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:50

I wouldn't say I enjoy it but I do feel proud of having a clean toilet once it's done, especially if it looks like Morph became a suicide bomber and blew himself up down there before.

Antar Bolaeisk · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:50

I'm fine cleaning my own loo as I'm the only one who uses it so it's only my poo.

malfunkshun · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:51

King Damager said:
Nope, I'm sometimes in the mood for tidying, but that's about it.

This just made my day

kd

*nods*

Pity you can't rate posts as well as threads, you often get excellent single posts within an otherwise dire thread.

panyan · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:51

pre1twa said:
No matter how far you have got in life or how rich and powerful you may have become

I agree with this, quite humbling, although ive never thought about this exact situation

scrlk · 3 Jan 2013 at 23:10

TBH, it's a pretty bog standard job.

Spangles · 3 Jan 2013 at 23:14

scrlk said:
TBH, it's a pretty bog standard job.

Out, now.

Anyone else enjoy cleaning their toilet?

I haz 4090!