Just saw the OP sig...
We aint ashamed, you can call us lame, but everybody gotta die and stand in front of the King.
150,000 people die on average every day, there's only 24hrs in a day, god is a bit of a lazy sod too (doesn't do much to help mankind) so they probably only work a few of those hours, let's be kind and say 8hrs a day, then there's the lunch breaks (Not forgetting the time consuming saying of grace), toilet breaks (god's an old man by all accounts and will need frequent visits due to all the wine he likes to drink) he'll be a bit constipated due to all the flat bread so that will zap the time too, so lets be really thoughtful and give him the benefit of a 7hr working day.
150,000 people to judge for all eternity in 7hrs, actually that will be 175,000 because he doesn't do Sundays I'm being kind again and ignoring the various religious holidays, so it will be more than 175,000 (Major wars, natural disasters, famine and disease adjustable obviously..) Let's round it up to 200,000 (I mean with him being so busy judging people, he wont have time to stop that stuff, right? [explains a lot doesn't it!])
So we're at or near as damn it at 200,000 hapless souls per 7hrs, that's 28,571.4 an hour, that's 476 a minute or almost 8 a second, now it took several days just to pick a Pope IIRC, and even the Levenson enquiry dragged on for Months... So judging someone for all eternity I'd imagine will take some time, specially if you'd like a fair trial (I hear he can be a bit wrathful at times)... But it doesn't really matter because it's all a silly fairy story. But if you are silly enough to believe in it, enjoy your wait.
