Now you may be wondering how to keep customers happy and make lots of profit on eBay, I have stumbled across the perfect template.
http://cgi3.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=brochsignsandprint2010
I don't even know why people would order from an idiot like this, knowing full well that if you ever have any issues you'd have to deal with an arrogant internet warrior. I usually dislike ebay threads but this is too good to pass up.
http://cgi3.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=brochsignsandprint2010
Due to the inherent amount of idiots on here yes u all no who u are and so do we ....
we have no choice but to get you to read this faq
1 if ur rude abnoxious anoying or just plain an ******* then we will not tollerate this behavioour and u will receive it worse back from us ten fold.
2 if u need to ask if there round when the picture shows there round then u fall in to the catogory mentioned in rule 1
3 if u need to ask what colour or size they are when it states in listing see rule 1
4 if u buy an item and change ur mind then this is not our fault dont make excuses man up face it and return for a refund minus postage and fees costs
5 if u want to return a non faulty item for any reason u will be liable for all postages charges and fees
6 if u order a self cling item like a tax disk holder then u should understand what self cling is before ordering not ask after ordering only an idiot buys something then asks about it
7 all postage is by royal mail once it leaves us we are not responsible for the postal service if they take 10 weeks to deliver they are responsible we will not tollerate any one abusing us for the postys errors
8 above all else if u dont like my rules then go some were to buy ur item
9 we make a lot of custom items and as such there is with out a doubt positively no refunds or returns on non faulty custom items .
10 be nice and we be nice and we all get on
11 if u leave a negative feedback before you have spoken to us and waited for a reply or u open a case claim before dealing with us direct then be prepared to suffer the wrath its what you deserve because there is no need to do these things we deal with every one we answer every message we get and we send every item we sell we are not crooks leaving the country on your few pounds worth of badges like some nigerian a hole .so grow up and speak to us nicely and ur problem wil be resolved one way or another the only people who open complates and leave negatives are folk who are ********* to us .
all that said we thank you for shopping with us and hope u enjoy your products if for any reason u need tocontact us with any concerns pleas edo so in a nice pleasenet manne r and tone to avoind mistakes thank you .
I don't even know why people would order from an idiot like this, knowing full well that if you ever have any issues you'd have to deal with an arrogant internet warrior. I usually dislike ebay threads but this is too good to pass up.