Tesco value apple smells like ass :(

MaxP779 · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:33

Literally, it smells of ass and its well within sell by date! I washed it and its fine now... is there some chemical that smells of ass that farmers use on apples or something? Or do they wipe the value ones on cows arses to differentiate the value apples from regular? :confused:

StriderX · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:34

A lot of ass in this thread.

Captain · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:34

It's your nose to close to your arse!

diamount · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:35

Smell a lot of asses do you?

Biohazard · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:36

diamount said:
Smell a lot of asses do you?

Who doesn't?

Malevolence · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:36

An earthy donkey smell?

Amleto · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:36

I wander around the store with an apple wedged between my cheeks then put it back just before going to the checkout with my weekly shop.

fadetoblack · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:37

Op do you sniff a lot of asses??

Biohazard · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:38

Malevolence said:
An earthy donkey smell?

Excellent.

MaxP779 · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:39

it smells like how i imagine ass would smell

diamount · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:42

Biohazard said:
Who doesn't?

No donkeys around here @(

Deleted member 77746 · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:43

MaxP779 said:
it smells like how i imagine ass would smell

but to know what ass smelt like you must have smelt ass before.

Edrof · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:44

MaxP779 said:
do they wipe the value ones on cows arses to differentiate the value apples from regular?

Yes they do, in line with the European Standard Directive when it comes to retailing 'own brand' apples. Take it up with the EU. It's common practice. Where have you been?

PapaLazaru · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:45

MaxP779 said:
it smells like how i imagine ass would smell

Like an apple then.

JoeBoi · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:46

MaxP779 said:
Literally, it smells of ass and its well within sell by date! I washed it and its fine now... is there some chemical that smells of ass that farmers use on apples or something? Or do they wipe the value ones on cows arses to differentiate the value apples from regular?

I reckon the lads have been having a bit of fun with your apples.

mrk · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:48

MaxP779 said:
Literally, it smells of ass and its well within sell by date! I washed it and its fine now... is there some chemical that smells of ass that farmers use on apples or something? Or do they wipe the value ones on cows arses to differentiate the value apples from regular?

Erm, turn it over? (Youtube ub3Cm0V_Z8w)

doofer · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:48

Literally, they must've been next to the Welsh Lady Fudge.

MaxP779 · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:48

JoeBoi said:
I reckon the lads have been having a bit of fun with your apples.

Fresh out of the unopened bag :confused:

diamount · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:54

doofer said:
Literally, they must've been next to the Welsh Lady Fudge.

lol is this a thing?

Something Else · 12 Jan 2013 at 18:58

used to work at a cooperative store and we sold a bag of assorted sweets

the label read "Coop Sweet Ass"

it got changed pretty quick