If you could be invisible what would you do

lots and lots of bad things


depends, can I have an invisible bag as well?


daily trips to ocuks warehouse for some thievery then the local gym with the most hotties
 
I like women dressed up in lingerie, the naked body does nothing for me.
You're forgetting the stage in changing rooms when they've taken their outer clothing off and haven't yet started on the undergarments :)
 
I'd use it to gain access to highly secure locations just for the hell of it. How cool would it be to sneak around military bases, government buildings etc....?

Free and unrestricted air travel would be pretty sweet too.
 
I'd sneak into peoples homes, wait until they go to run a bath. And the moment they leave the bath room, I'd turn the cold water tap on instead of the hot.

Rinse and repeat until said person begins to cry

Also, I'd take an invisible dump in the toilet as they are taking a bath. WITHOUT FLUSHING.
 
Put a metal ***** into Anne Widdicombe's hand luggage at an airport just before she goes through the metal detector then photograph the ensuing embarrassment and send the pictures to the press.
 
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