Hot water burn, debating the hospital...

[Davepen]

"also some skin came off my penis"

Classic.

 

[UncleRuckus]

I find OP's username rather delicious.

 

[Devrij]

"also some skin came off my penis"

Classic.

Vote for name change!

 

[Scougar]

The fact that you refer to it as a burn suggests you should go to A&E as well. Let them slather that cream on

The best thing you did was to smother it with cold water though...

 

[Narj]

Vote for name change!

BlisteredBalls
ScaldedSchlong
BoiledMember

 

[Dugganator]

Penis buring non related STI story.... Classic

 

[Devrij]

BlisteredBalls
ScaldedSchlong
BoiledMember

I think "Also skin came off my penis" is perfect as it is. I would go as far as to sig it if I didn't have this bitchin' sig already.

 

[ci_newman]

How has this thread not been locked yet? Mods assuming the OP is trolling?

 

[Belloni]

Just finished at the A & E. They applied some new dressing they are trialling, I was told I'm the first one to be using it as the rep came on this morning.

They told me to use Vaseline on my other area.

 

[rexehuk]

Still no pics?

 

[UncleRuckus]

Just finished at the A & E. They applied some new dressing they are trialling, I was told I'm the first one to be using it as the rep came on this morning.

They told me to use Vaseline on my other area.

Ah, the bandaged Anteater is a good look!

 

[edscdk]

i recon OP is lieing about the hot water burns... its friction burns...

 

[Belmit]

I thought returning members weren't allowed?








*chortle*

 

[Belloni]

Ah, the bandaged Anteater is a good look!

Wrong way, they applied dressing to my thighs and told me to put Vaseline on the penis.

 

[Zhokel]

Haha... There's an american dad episode nearly like this thread xD.

They told me to use Vaseline on my other area.

He also had to apply stuff to his area as well...

 

[bledd]

Health Benefit No 1 - Removal of skin from Penis.

LMAO

 

[alexthecheese]

'the penis'?

Strange way of referring to your chap as if he wasn't your pride and joy?

 

[platypus]

Did you really spill some warm water on your johnson, or did you really just try to Veet your pubic hair off?

 

[Nuttah]

This, gentlemen, is what happens if you activate your boxing stance with a cup of boiling water in your hand....be warned!

 

[mrk]

asim18 has competition now.