Im unwell ; (

Diagro · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:44

A bit unwell here.

Severe chest pains but hospital has no idea.. not my heart tho so thats good.

Now I have the side effects in full force that my medication can give.... I hate my bidy right now.

Anyone else unwell?

Edrof · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:46

I hate my bidy, too. The old cow.

youdsy · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:47

this section of the forum should be called "sarcastic gits"

Spangles · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:48

Choo Choo! The Tramadol train to wonderland has arrived. Alllllllll aboaaaaaard!

gillywibble · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:48

My bidy's in the kitchen.

Randomface74 · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:51

erm.. I want to give you medical advice, but I can't. Go see your GP. If you already did, get a new GP.

DampDog · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:51

Lol.. Lightweights...
Had my second heart attack in September last year. Heart is pretty well wrecked now, whether I work again is in the balance. Happy days... :-(

Spangles · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:52

DampDog said:
Lol.. Lightweights...
Had my second heart attack in September last year. Heart is pretty well wrecked now, whether I work again is in the balance. Happy days...

If I knew how to imbed a youtube video, you would be seeing the 'Anything you can do, I can do better' video right now!

Nate75 · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:52

UncleRuckus · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:55

youdsy said:
this section of the forum should be called "sarcastic gits"

YEAH! SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, GOOD THINKING.

TaKeN · 25 Jan 2013 at 19:57

Aren't you the guy whose Penis got burnt with hot water? then skin fell off said Penis?

EDIT - LOL. No! Sorry. Get well soon

Diagro · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:00

TaKeN said:
Aren't you the guy whose Penis got burnt with hot water? then skin fell off said Penis?

EDIT - LOL. No! Sorry. Get well soon

Huh? WHO THE HELL WAS THAT? I must see that thread lmfao

Spangles · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:00

TaKeN said:
Aren't you the guy whose Penis got burnt with hot water? then skin fell off said Penis?

EDIT - LOL. No! Sorry. Get well soon

Hahaha! Link please!

DampDog · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:01

Penis fell off, that's way bad. This is like top trumps for I'll people. Can't top that... :-)

RDM · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:03

I have Man Flu, it is quite possibly fatal.

DampDog · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:08

RDM said:
I have Man Flu, it is quite possibly fatal.

ROFL.. You're a gonna for deffo.. Your only hope is a personal nurse. Cheerleader would do at a push.. :-)

Vimes · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:10

My haemorrhoid keeps popping out and I have to keep pushing it back in. Gets a little difficult to do when you're in company but you can't just sit on the thing as it hurts like hell.
A cough or a sneeze and I can feel it slipping out.

I don't feel unwell but it is a pain in the arse

Diagro · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:13

Vimes said:
My haemorrhoid keeps popping out and I have to keep pushing it back in. Gets a little difficult to do when you're in company but you can't just sit on the thing as it hurts like hell.
A cough or a sneeze and I can feel it slipping out.

I don't feel unwell but it is a pain in the arse

Had mine cut off.... go a&e

DampDog · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:14

ROFL... Respect.... :-)

Vimes · 25 Jan 2013 at 20:15

Diagro said:
Had mine cut off.... go a&e

Went to see a specialist and he had a scope up and suggested to give it a couple of weeks to see if it will go on its own or he will cut it out.

I have found a huge thread about how to cut your own out - not that I'm about to try it but I was amazed that people would do such DIY. One of the things to try was to shove a clove of garlic up but I'll stick with the cream I got.