One of the things to try was to shove a clove of garlic up but I'll stick with the cream I got.
I have found a huge thread about how to cut your own out - not that I'm about to try it but I was amazed that people would do such DIY.
@doofer - you mean eat them or insert...?
@Bloomfield - yeah they seem to be...
http://www.topix.com/forum/health/hemorrhoids/TVSTGVN3BK8KUCP9B
...it dates from 2007 right up to the present. People have used scissors, knives and needles.
I Was going to mock you thinking u had flu or something,
But then you were on about chest pains and I'm like ooofff would be bad taste.
Sure it's nothing serious op? it is winter and lots of stuff around.
Huh? WHO THE HELL WAS THAT? I must see that thread lmfao
Hahaha! Link please!