It’s Britain, 2015, and everyone’s dead. On the plus side, the country is yours...

Edrof

Edrof

Edrof

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So, the apocalypse happened...

...and you are one of only a handful of survivors. Almost the entire population has been eradicated by a disease so virulent, so deadly that the remaining Britons could go a lifetime without stumbling into each other. You cannot leave, the island is cut off from outside interference, and no help is on the way. Ever. On the plus side, Blighty is yours...

You are part of a very small band of survivors: including you, the group numbers four in total.


  • You may pick any three companions from modern life (neighbours, celebrities, OcUKers (God help you) etcetera): who are they and what do they bring to the table?
  • What’s your survival plan?
(To help you decide, following are some non-mandatory questions. Do you try to restart human life and procreate? Do you lead a nomadic existence, moving from town-to-town? Do you settle down and learn to be self-sufficient? Do you end it all? Do you live a (short) life of massive decadence – the finest vintages, the longest lines, the best Real Dolls?)

  • What’s the one place you’d definitely visit for a look around?
  • If you choose to settle down, where in the country would you live and what type of abode would you have?


(Feel free to eschew the questions if you want. I'll add mine after a good think. And yes, I should be doing work.)
 
Go take a **** on the queens own throne.

Then go find me some Super cars to go play with. End up killing my self that way :p
 
I would have:

  1. One guy who is physically much stronger than me, but not too bright and very loyal and practical.
  2. One decent looking but incredibly ditzy girl to keep him happy.
  3. One very good looking, intelligent and level-headed female to keep me company.
Would first head to a place to pick up weapons (polics stations etc) and supplies (supermarkets), then head to coastal area and set up a base.

Any survivors in mixed groups that we encountered would be thoroughly sussed out and integrated into the group, groups of men-only would be avoided or shot if necessary if it came to it. Chavs would be culled indiscriminately.

Are there any seirous threats besides other random survivirs?
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Survival? Pfft! I wouldn't even care about anything apart from getting to the nearest Ferrari dealership and going mental.
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My exact thoughts, i'm thinking I am legend Mustang scene but London and an F40...

Edit: Whilst smoking a cuban, drinking scotch from the bottle, using my mobile without hands free to call the talking clock etc...
 
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I'd break into Hedonism Wines and Berry Brothers. Liver failure ftw.

3 A-grade, bona fide stunning girls to keep me topped up and satisfied. Who cares about conversation or intellectual pursuits when you can do whatever you want in London? I'd also quite like to snoop around some of the really nice houses around town to see what the uber rich have in their houses. A trip to the top of the shard would be fun. Maybe pee off the top too lol.

Ho hum the joys that would be until you realise that you need to find a farm or somewhere with fresh food because there's none left as it's all rotting in the supermarkets and in the fields etc. Causing the rat-people to rise and rule once again :eek:
 
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