Eugh. Lack of anti-valentines purchases makes me sad

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You would have thought the net would be swimming with anti-valentine's ideas.

Unfortunately not.

I get the irony of an anti-valentine's card / gift, but I think something sarcastic / grumpy would be worth the chuckle.

Anyone know of anywhere with some good merchandise that fits this requirement?
 
Print this:

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Just make it like any other valentines day, meal out, flowers, chocolates, but when you bring her home and lead her to the bedroom, on the bed naked draped in rose petals will be her best friend (preferably female). Bang her in front of your woman whilst screaming "LOL VALENTINES DAY BIATCH!"

If she joins in its a mega bonus, but either way you get to put your penis in some lady parts.
 
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Send her a Valentines card but write the name of your bit on the side in it.
 
Bennie-Mac said:
Just make it like any other valentines day, meal out, flowers, chocolates, but when you bring her home and lead her to the bedroom, on the bed naked draped in rose petals will be her best friend (preferably female). Bang her in front of your woman whilst screaming "LOL VALENTINES DAY BIATCH!"

If she joins in its a mega bonus, but either way you get to put your penis in some lady parts.
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I like this.

Post with pics.
 
LOL Devrij, that's a pretty cool find.

Magnolia - Errm, I think you have jumped to the wrong conclusion... I didn't say I was sending a "your a **** **** you" card - I'm not looking for up yours gifts, just "Anti" valentines, like "This is a stupid day I wont be drawn into lovey dovey **** but I will still do something to show my dissaproval of the commercialism of the day" type gift. Like I said, I recognise the irony.
 
pingwing said:
Devrij that's AWESOME!!!
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Now you see why I like C&H so much :) My favourite is the "I'm in Lava" one. Not sure if I'd want to pay that much, but the missus is all about her cards and I always fail to deliver on that front.

I have that print framed above my desk in my study btw (nicked an old frame from something in the cupboard that fit perfectly) :D
 
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