I am the genie.......

almost exactly the same as the guy above, but instead of a 12 inch pianist (...weird) I want a 12 inch penis.

1. A 12 inch penis
2. An ostrich
3. A stingy cat
 
Mrs Seabiscuit said:
I am the genie you have 3 wishes what are they?
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1. The next time the Euromillions roll over to £160m, i win it

2. Make me 18 again but keep my memories/expericances so i don't make all the same stupid young mans mistakes

3. The modelling twins Mariana and Camila Davalos fall obessively in love with me and decided to share me with each other.
 
Eames said:
almost exactly the same as the guy above, but instead of a 12 inch pianist (...weird) I want a 12 inch penis.

1. A 12 inch penis
2. An ostrich
3. A stingy cat
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The same but I want my penis halving in length because 12" does really get in the way and is very uncomfortable
 
I would only wish to see my parents again. If only for a few minutes so that I can give them a hug and see my family.
 
1. Have a moon sized base that can create an endless supply of droids so i can control the galaxy.
2. Be immortal with the strength of a thousand men, the martial art prowess of bruce lee but 10 times better. The intelligence to learn anything within a minute.
3. Magical powers to teleport, move objects with mind and to slow time around me and also heal anything with my hands.
 
Control of Time
The ability to create and destroy both matter and energy as they are effectively the same thing
Immortality/invincibility with no feelings of pain or discomfort.
 
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Lots of the usual things,

One i'd quite like: Being able to answer any question correctly.
This doesn't mean i KNOW everything, simply that i only need to be asked a question to know the answer.

What happens to you after you die? oh well obviously: x y or z

Knowing everything would be a bit much, being able to answer anything correctly would be nice.


Along with that, being able to forget any fact (if i find out something i don't want to, i.e what happens after death, forgetting might be nice.)

not sure of a third unusual one (past obvious: money, time travel, flight/superpowers, etc etc)

EDIT: Got it - Being able to live a lifetime (or multiple lifetimes, or less if i should choose), in any fictional universe i wish, as any character i wish, either retaining the knowledge i have or not as i desire of said universe.

I.E I fancy a life of pokemon, time to be a trainer.
or it'd be nice to be in the matrix
or marvel universe
or lord of the rings
or anything i choose.


The biggest issue i'd see with it, knowing it's not real, it would be hard to emphasize with anyone you interact with.
 
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"I am the genie. You have 3 wishes. What are they?" says the genie.

"Well, wishes are things that we hope could come true, outcomes we want to be real, ideas we-" I begin.

"I KNOW WHAT WISHES ARE!" the genie screams.

"I'm not sure that you do," I add, shaking a finger admonishingly at him. "That's quite the temper you have, you should work on that," I add helpfully.

"Your wishes. Tell me what they are." This is said so quietly but with such vehemence that it makes me feel ill. "Tell me."

"I don't know," I say, my honesty surprising me. "I want to be happy - that wasn't a wish - like Holly Golightly but I don't think she actually was happy - her brother Fred, you know - and I think she was probably used in a variety of ways and the film is fluffy and lightweight whislt the book is crushing."

I pause and look up. The genie is staring at me.

"Ok, ok, ok. My first wish. I want him to be happy. I need him to be happy." The genie continues to stare at me. "I want him to make music again. Please make him make music again. I wish that he would make music again!"

Nothing happens. The genie continues to stare at me, dark, piercing eyes looking through me.

"That wish," says the genie, "appears to make you happy but not perhaps him. However, he will make music again."

The genie closes his eyes and mutters. "It is done," he finishes. "You have two left."

I consider briefly. "I'm ready," I say. The genie waves me on. "There is a type of cartoon - and they are cartoons - that attracts a certain type of dreadful person to them. The type of person who covers their room (in their mom's basement) with pictures of hentai and Sailor Moon. They are almost always socially dysfunctional manchildren who prefer 2D women to 3D women because at least their pretend waifu won't look at them with horror as they remove their belt from their overweight frame and drop their shorts ready to-"

"I think I have heard enough," the genie interrupts. "What do you wish?"

"I wish for anime to go away," I moan. "Make it go away."

A pause. "It is done. Your last wish?" asks the genie.

"I wish to have a ... well, this is a rather delicate request. I need something adjusted. You know," I say dropping my eyes to my crotch, "Where I feel tingly in my downstairs?"

The genie laughs, the first time it has looked anything other than terrifying.

"Oh human, this is such a common request. We genies almost expect it! Of course I can help! How many inches would you like added to it?"

My brow furrows. "Added? I don't want anything added. I think you've misunderstood."

I unzip and the entire world literally explodes and there were ninjas and dinosaurs with lasers on their heads and WAH METAL played everywhere and oh God it was amazing.


- FIN -
 
The ability to travel the universe in an incorporeal form, being able to piggyback in the mind of other beings to live their lives through their eyes.
 
To be telepathic and telekinetic.

To be able to see the future at will and with 100% clarity and accuracy.

To have a soul mate with whom to happily and harmoniously spend the rest of my days with.
 
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