spec me a nice torch or lights

Tony Williams · 4 Feb 2013 at 22:30

Basically we have moved back home. After our fire... gas is on just awaiting electrpics to be repaired. One problems we have no lights bar a couple of torches and surprisingly my Samsung gal s3s led being the best.

I was gonna ask if anyone knows of a good light? Can you get like onews that light up a room like 40w old school or 11w energy.

Would maybe like one that lights around instead of a beam?

Batt or a recharge one as I can charge at my gdads in the day.

5-25gbp budget from rainforest fleabay or even argoes or bnq which I .ai t checked.

Led deffo? Also I see some with like 96leds etc. We got a camping one months back with 30-50led and my phone sg s3 is brighter. Also what is .focus on an led light and lumons tell me bout them.

Thanks sorry for lo.ng post phone bath is dying

Tony Williams · 4 Feb 2013 at 22:32

Phones batt not bath dam phone. Anot her feat is to fix it to your head helmet one.

[FnG]magnolia · 4 Feb 2013 at 22:34

Tony Williams said:
Phones batt not bath dam phone. Anot her feat is to fix it to your head helmet one.

WAT

PapaLazaru · 4 Feb 2013 at 22:37

I think you may be looking for one of these -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ring-Cyba-L...3TF4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360017387&sr=8-2

Or just get everyone one of these -

http://www.homebase.co.uk/webapp/wc...ay?langId=110&storeId=10151&partNumber=173040

Tony Williams · 5 Feb 2013 at 01:37

Thanks for that lantern link it is 300 l. Gonna order but can someone explain lumons?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B006ZGEMFM/ref=mw_dp_mpd?pd=1

Why is this unit 400 l obviously it ain't gonna be brighter?

Tony Williams · 5 Feb 2013 at 03:16

[FnG]magnolia;23696554 said:
WAT

I type batt and was auto corrected to bath. Helmet bit was for a torch but that lantern I am getting.

If it's not good that sexypapa guy will be paid a visit and I mean not (let's get off our coats) I mean morrisons bags knotted thrown at his house... lets assume wevee no toilet and I have a high fibre diet and all my pain meds .... well that's Anutter story. Last time two tesco uns one smashe'd his window. Hit the news docs said thats some serious medical prob.

Btw papa I ain't really gonna toss bags of xxxxx at your house as that lAntern looks die hard to me.

Serial can explain my q? The lumon 300 v 400

doofer · 5 Feb 2013 at 05:31

Tony Williams said:
I type batt and was auto corrected to bath. Helmet bit was for a torch but that lantern I am getting.

If it's not good that sexypapa guy will be paid a visit and I mean not (let's get off our coats) I mean morrisons bags knotted thrown at his house... lets assume wevee no toilet and I have a high fibre diet and all my pain meds .... well that's Anutter story. Last time two tesco uns one smashe'd his window. Hit the news docs said thats some serious medical prob.

Btw papa I ain't really gonna toss bags of xxxxx at your house as that lAntern looks die hard to me.

Serial can explain my q? The lumon 300 v 400

Yeah but it's ambrosia not the jellybean so you chew the goat for a flurry, if that's not wood then it's more than lightning a forethought you see? Falling that, I'd generous at Jupiter so you don't growl under the pier.

Hope that helps Tony.

Mutt · 5 Feb 2013 at 05:55

doofer said:
Yeah but it's ambrosia not the jellybean so you chew the goat for a flurry, if that's not wood then it's more than lightning a forethought you see? Falling that, I'd generous at Jupiter so you don't growl under the pier.

Hope that helps Tony.

I very much chuckled.

The bizarre thing is, that probably made a great amount sense to the OP.

bushmins · 5 Feb 2013 at 06:39

Maybe you should stay off the meth? Im guessing by your post that you didnt learn that drugs are bad from burning your house down.

asim18 · 5 Feb 2013 at 07:32

Tony Williams said:
gas is on

Just light a gas or wood fire. You'll probably burn your house down again, but at least you won't have to worry about lumons and batteries.

Translation:

Gas apply the matchstix fire log lighters. maybe 2 wood logs, plenty available from rainforest - axe 10gbp within budget. Full power thermostat no half nor 1/4. Kabooms possble but inadviseable. Lumons make brains hurt more.

kthula666 · 5 Feb 2013 at 07:49

As the great Cave Johnson almost said

“When life gives you lumons, don’t make lumonade. Make life take the lumons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lumons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lumons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lumons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lumon that burns your house down!”

-BA- · 5 Feb 2013 at 08:10

My eyes literally (OK ok ... figuratively) bleed when I read one of OP's posts.

Theophany · 5 Feb 2013 at 08:11

I think OcUK should offer counselling sessions for victims of these kinds of threads.

bitslice · 5 Feb 2013 at 08:44

Edrof · 5 Feb 2013 at 08:52

I'm framing this thread and putting it on my wall.

Theophany · 5 Feb 2013 at 08:53

Edrof said:
I'm framing this thread and putting it on my wall.

Must be easy to put things on those padded walls?

ci_newman · 5 Feb 2013 at 08:56

5*, would read again.

Seriously, why do people bother trying to post helpful information for this guy??!

londonbairn · 5 Feb 2013 at 09:41

PapaLazaru said:
I think you may be looking for one of these -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ring-Cyba-L...3TF4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360017387&sr=8-2

Or just get everyone one of these -

http://www.homebase.co.uk/webapp/wc...ay?langId=110&storeId=10151&partNumber=173040

The Cyba Lite are good, we have them for camping.

[FnG]magnolia · 5 Feb 2013 at 09:45

Tony Williams said:
I type batt and was auto corrected to bath. Helmet bit was for a torch but that lantern I am getting.

Excellent, thanks for clearing that up

If it's not good that sexypapa guy will be paid a visit and I mean not (let's get off our coats) I mean morrisons bags knotted thrown at his house... lets assume wevee no toilet and I have a high fibre diet and all my pain meds .... well that's Anutter story. Last time two tesco uns one smashe'd his window. Hit the news docs said thats some serious medical prob.

Btw papa I ain't really gonna toss bags of xxxxx at your house as that lAntern looks die hard to me.

Serial can explain my q? The lumon 300 v 400

e : Let's not get off our coats.

Theophany · 5 Feb 2013 at 10:21

[FnG]magnolia;23698138 said:
e : Let's not get off our coats.

What the **** is that?? :eek: