Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

King Damager · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:57

Hmm, can't quite tell. Need pics of elbows.

In response to the OP, I know your pain.

kd

Curio · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:57

My missus knows I want a 3-way with one of her friends (the only hot one...) but so far she's just laughed it off. I'm hoping she's going to surprise me with it one day. You know, I get home from work on my birthday and they're both sat there wearing.....

....oh god, I have to go to the bathroom. BRB.

PiKe · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:59

King Damager said:
Hmm, can't quite tell. Need pics of elbows.

In response to the OP, I know your pain.

kd

Blue balls?

TheVoice · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:06

Curio said:
My missus knows I want a 3-way with one of her friends (the only hot one...) but so far she's just laughed it off. I'm hoping she's going to surprise me with it one day. You know, I get home from work on my birthday and they're both sat there wearing.....

....oh god, I have to go to the bathroom. BRB.

Dodgy curry?

peterattheboro · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:08

I HATE ODD SOCKS :mad:

4T5 · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:15

If the OP's Missus ever sees this thread she will read it as " I'm gutted my Missus is ugly & all her mates are better looking than me" which will lead to Rage & pasty denial.

elmuzzy66. · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:20

4T5 said:
If the OP's Missus ever sees this thread she will read it as " I'm gutted my Missus is ugly & all her mates are better looking than me" which will lead to Rage & pasty denial.

He better start learning the rule half means more than half

ScarySquirrel · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:22

This is a very disappointing thread.

coupe69 · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:22

phil675 said:
Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

Sitting here with the gf and her mate who's a blonde

Perhaps?

krooton · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:38

LordSplodge said:
Of course they are subjective; one man's poison is another elixir and all that. She doesn't have bad legs neither but boobs are king. Boobs are king.

Well mostly, there are those men who like waifs.

I'm not fussed by boobs as long as they have nice shape and pertness, but then my gf has pretty big ones and is petite.

PiKe · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:39

Nipple to boob ratio must be correct too.

krooton · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:42

PiKe said:
Nipple to boob ratio must be correct too.

Indeed, you can never have too small, but big ol burger nips are vile.

cHk4 · 6 Feb 2013 at 16:42

krooton said:
Indeed, you can never have too small, but big ol burger nips are vile.

+1

BigChief · 6 Feb 2013 at 17:01

krooton said:
Indeed, you can never have too small, but big ol burger nips are vile.

this

Participant · 6 Feb 2013 at 18:26

McGray said:
I have sex with them usually.

You spelled 'never' wrong

4T5 · 6 Feb 2013 at 18:29

Combo meme needed - Adopt boxing stance Check Elbows Smash pasty.

Shayper · 6 Feb 2013 at 18:38

This thread

Smelly_Legend living up to at least half of his name

Vanquish-Storm · 6 Feb 2013 at 18:56

krooton said:
I'm not fussed by boobs as long as they have nice shape and pertness, but then my gf has pretty big ones and is petite.

Pics or it did not happen!

Edrof · 6 Feb 2013 at 19:01

Krooton has already posted some somewhere, the devilish rake that he is!

Jono8 · 6 Feb 2013 at 19:01

krooton said:
but then my gf has pretty big ones and is petite.

cool