OcUK Anonymous Valentine's Day

Naffa · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:41

Send your anonymous OcUK Valentine's day love letters to [email protected], and tomorrow, I will post them here for everyone to see. <3

Here is an example of the king of thing we are looking for.

Secret Admirer said:
My Valentine for [TW] Fox

Roses are red
BMW's are over rated
If we bumped uglies on your wipe clean seats
I'd be elated!

MWAH!!!

Your Secret Admirer

Obviously they will be posted anonymously. Let the love commence.

Judgeneo · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:42

Thread has potential.

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Edrof · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:44

Subscribed.

CosmicClown · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:45

Will only work if the majority of men here are wooly woofters, I've seen what, 2 female posters who frequent this place?

Naffa · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:46

CosmicClown said:
Will only work if the majority of men here are wooly woofters, I've seen what, 2 female posters who frequent this place?

Let me introduce you to a mantra that will stay with you for life; "Do it for the lulz".

BoonMonkey · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:47

Naffa said:
Let me introduce you to a mantra that will stay with you for life; "Do it for the lulz".

Live and die by this!

Cosimo · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:47

This should be fun.

CosmicClown · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:47

Naffa said:
Let me introduce you to a mantra that will stay with you for life; "Do it for the lulz".

lulz

Ace Modder · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:48

terrible

doodah · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:51

I only know one person on here, prepared to be blown off your feet NVP

Sleeve · 13 Feb 2013 at 16:57

Fantastically bad thread.

Great work!

smelly_legend · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:02

I gave this one to my high school tutor in a card (I made it in Art and needless to say got found out straight away)

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I'll turn out the lights,
And give you a screw.

From someone randy.

Shayper · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:09

I'd bang everyone on this forum.

Cosimo · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:13

Shayper said:
I'd bang everyone on this forum.

Those sound like famous last words.

Naffa · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:17

Some fantastic contributions so far, keep them coming. Some people are going to have a very special day.

CocoPops · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:34

/makes note to return tomorrow for the lolz

Mrs Seabiscuit · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:40

Well I only have eyes for one person on this forum and its not really a secret as I married him and you lot all know that hehe

PhillyDee · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:48

Roses have vanished
Violets are skewed
Groen makes it up
Gillywibble does too

Mr-White · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:54

Sounds like a sausage fest to me

MW

gillywibble · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:58

PhillyDee said:
Roses have vanished
Violets are skewed
Groen makes it up
Gillywibble does too

That was rubbish and not even anonymous