OcUK Anonymous Valentine's Day

Narj · 14 Feb 2013 at 08:06

Is Bennie Mac sending himself one?

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Feb 2013 at 08:13

see here for the whole hilarious thing

dpbadger · 14 Feb 2013 at 08:20

Do you like jewellry?
Suck my **** its a gem.

Do you like flowers?
Get your tulips round this.

Craig1981 · 14 Feb 2013 at 08:22

Roses are red,
I'm feeling nasty,
So get on your back,
so I can smash your pasty!

DJMK4 · 14 Feb 2013 at 09:37

Roses are red, violets are blue, yes that was Rohypnol, sucks to be you...

Freakbro · 14 Feb 2013 at 09:48

SURPRISE!!!!!

Devrij · 14 Feb 2013 at 09:59

Shayper said:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get in the van,
I have a knife.

Always makes me laugh. I guess I can relate to it.

TommyV · 14 Feb 2013 at 10:43

Mischief.

I love you.

Your non-anonymous valentine.

amidoinitrite?

Scougar · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:07

If Tefal had Secret Admirers, he'd already have tracked them down.

Janesy B · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:23

Roses are, I hate you.
Violets are, I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.

Admiral Huddy · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:26

Members are white,
Mods are blue,
Start misbehaving,
then we're on to you

sorry couldn't resist

mrk · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:28

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

Read more: What is the best "Roses are red..." poem you have ever heard? | Answerbag http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/885266#ixzz2Ks7rS0PD

Admiral Huddy said:
couldn't resist

Ooh er.

Dup · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:31

I wanna cover OcUK in thermal paste and overclock you all till you BSOD <3

chriscubed · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:32

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you are a Star Wars fan,
May the force be with you.

Toughnoodle · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:49

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a contract on your boyfriend,
He won't be home soon.

Bitter, me?

Narj · 14 Feb 2013 at 11:54

Roses are red,
Tulips are black,
You're a freakin' whore,
I want my records back.

Theophany · 14 Feb 2013 at 12:45

Janesy B said:
Roses are, I hate you.
Violets are, I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.

Craig1981 · 14 Feb 2013 at 14:18

Roses are red,
violets are red,
my gardens on fire!
Everythings dead

DJMK4 · 14 Feb 2013 at 14:23

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a big willy
The end

TommyV · 14 Feb 2013 at 14:31

roses are ****,
violets are ****,
you're a ****,
****