OcUK Anonymous Valentine's Day

MikeTheNative · 13 Feb 2013 at 17:59

This can go either two ways, produce funny messages we can all have a laugh about or stalker level "Looking at you through binoculars" messages. Perhaps we have a competition for creepiest message although I can't imagine that ending well.

MrMoonX · 13 Feb 2013 at 18:40

Mrs Seabiscuit said:
Well I only have eyes for one person on this forum and its not really a secret as I married him and you lot all know that hehe

you know hes gay for 5UB right?

awkward

Edrof · 13 Feb 2013 at 18:43

Sent mine! I wish I had time to write more.

Smigly · 13 Feb 2013 at 18:57

Haha, I would do this but my fiancé posts here so he'd just be like WTTTTTTTFFFFFFFF o_O

PhillyDee · 13 Feb 2013 at 18:58

gillywibble said:
That was rubbish and not even anonymous

I know

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PhillyDee · 13 Feb 2013 at 18:59

Faces are red
Eyes are black
Ive told you twice
Get on your back.

neodude · 13 Feb 2013 at 19:05

PhillyDee said:
Faces are red
Eyes are black
Ive told you twice
Get on your back.

Shouldn't laugh. But I did.

Voltar · 13 Feb 2013 at 19:12

PhillyDee said:
Faces are red
Eyes are black
Ive told you twice
Get on your back.

neodude said:
Shouldn't laugh. But I did.

Me too

Rameses · 13 Feb 2013 at 19:15

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Edrof · 13 Feb 2013 at 19:17

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't do poetry.

Smigly · 13 Feb 2013 at 20:10

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

But the flowers are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowls empty,
And so is your head

Pawnless Endgame · 13 Feb 2013 at 20:27

I think I only know Mrs Seakitchen and Smigly as the 2 females here, but I'm sure there are a few LGBT about. Plus, there's that fabled rule about there being no girls on the net anyway

Edrof · 13 Feb 2013 at 20:39

Smigly said:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

But the flowers are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowls empty,
And so is your head

You never told us that you were the Poet Laureate.

PhillyDee · 13 Feb 2013 at 20:39

Roses are ****
Violets are ****
I like ****,
****, ****, ****

Edit: thought it might have done that.

Oh well.

Edrof · 13 Feb 2013 at 20:43

So...beautiful...

AshD93 · 13 Feb 2013 at 22:50

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
So open your legs
And show me the powwwaaaarrrrrr

Terrier_Jimlad · 14 Feb 2013 at 00:22

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm no good at poems,
Nice ****!

Shayper · 14 Feb 2013 at 00:28

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Get in the van,
I have a knife.

LOAM · 14 Feb 2013 at 00:38

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The US government blew up the twin towers with an invisible orbital ion canon
And then hid all the debris whilst simultaneously broadcasting an on the fly alternative to the rest of the world and asking an entire city of people to keep quiet before killing several thousand other people

kitkat9933 · 14 Feb 2013 at 00:43

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
and now so do you