My talent is to look extremely miserable no matter what im doing.
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I'm struggling to work out which of my attributes would most easily win your contest.
Singing, dancing, rapping, being a centre-half, being a friend, lover, Daddy, boss...
I do all of these things and more, and yet... I can't decide what my entry should be.
I would say I think I could win with most of them, but to merely think it casts incertitude on the result.
Perhaps it is my modesty that is my greatest strength.
I would like to see the rapping most of all.

I dont have any talent worth mentioning. Ill still enter though, but my performance piece wont be ready for a while yet...