Communist themed fancy dress

[goldie_dsg]

Im off too a communist themed party at the weekend. I've got 2 ideas so far for costumes, either don a leotard and a grow a small goatee and go as an east german gymnast, or painting up some huge blocks of polystyrene and going as the berlin wall.
Has anyone got some ideas no matter how ridiculous, im determined not to do anything thats been done 101 times before.

 

[pingwing]

Turn up as Lenin, but in the Mausoleum he's in at the moment.

Or Lavrentiy Beriya.

Or sputnik

 

[mmj_uk]

I would get a hammer costume and walk around holding a sickle.

 

[Basher]

Dress the same as everybody else.

 

[goldie_dsg]

I would get a hammer costume and walk around holding a sickle.

Thats epic, get a timmy mallet costume

 

[Mr Jones]

Go as Chairman Mao. Not a lot of people go as a Chinese Communist...

 

[No1newts]

Dress the same as everybody else.

You could go as a victim of Chernobyl.

 

[Edrof]

Im off too a communist themed party at the weekend. I've got 2 ideas so far for costumes, either don a leotard and a grow a small goatee and go as an east german gymnast, or painting up some huge blocks of polystyrene and going as the berlin wall.
Has anyone got some ideas no matter how ridiculous, im determined not to do anything thats been done 101 times before.

Dammit, my suggestion was to go as a Dalmation.

 

[ruffneck]

Zangief from Street Fighter

 

[The Geezer]

Dress up as a missile - Cuban Missile Crisis

Dress up in a sack cloth and looking hungry - Post Russian Revolution

Dress up in a pair of Classic Levis 501s with $$$ hanging out the pockets - Black Market Western Goods Seller

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Dress as Kin Jong Un and hire a small group of schoolgirls to follow you around crying and looking terrified. Then point at stuff and be photographed.

 

[goldie_dsg]

Go as Chairman Mao. Not a lot of people go as a Chinese Communist...

That was one of my first thoughts, but i thought it may leave me struggling to get my willy wet, same issue with trotsky

 

[goldie_dsg]

Dress as Kin Jong Un and hire a small group of schoolgirls to follow you around crying and looking terrified. Then point at stuff and be photographed.

any idea where i can hire the girls?

 

[Bennie-Mac]

any idea where i can hire the girls?

Im sure if you linger outside school gates with the promises of delicious sweets you will soon get a few. Alternatively, chatrooms.

 

[simisker]

That was one of my first thoughts, but i thought it may leave me struggling to get my willy wet, same issue with trotsky

So just the *sexy* aspects of communism, then?

 

[Belmit]

Just dress in red...












You SQUARE!!!

 

[goldie_dsg]

So just the *sexy* aspects of communism, then?

i would be difficult to describe communism as sexy, but im trying to avoid the ugly parts as much as possible, and if it gives me an excuse to call naked bar then all the better

 

[Mr Jones]

That was one of my first thoughts, but i thought it may leave me struggling to get my willy wet, same issue with trotsky

Dressing as a communist to get your wang wet?
How about dressing as up Drago from Rocky 4? Do you have the build for it? Otherwise, still dress as Chairman Mao and hope some Chinese girls are available that night...

 

[goldie_dsg]

Dressing as a communist to get your wang wet?
How about dressing as up Drago from Rocky 4? Do you have the build for it? Otherwise, still dress as Chairman Mao and hope some Chinese girls are available that night...

It wasn't as much to get my wang wet, more thinking about minimising the damage to the chances of me getting my wang wet.
Does anyone have the build of ivan drago?

 

[Cosimo]

A hammer and sickle t-shirt and a red hat.