Communist themed fancy dress

UncleRuckus · 27 Feb 2013 at 15:50

Just go as a zombie. You're better off dead than red.

isonomicjedi · 27 Feb 2013 at 15:59

1) Dress as MC Hammer and carry a sickle
2) Wear old clothes, p*ss yourself, and carry a empty bottle o vodka.
3)Use some fake musles tigh shorts and wig and go as Communist sportswoman.
4) Take some Bongo like instrument and cigars and be a Cuban communist

sports_brah · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:00

UncleRuckus said:
Just go as a zombie. You're better off dead than red.

K.C. Leblanc · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:04

You might find some inspiration here;

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

pingwing · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:08

goldie_dsg said:
That was one of my first thoughts, but i thought it may leave me struggling to get my willy wet, same issue with trotsky

Beriya had no trouble getting his willy wet....

Bennie-Mac · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:08

COS YOUVE GOT RED ON YOU AHAHAHAHAAA

UncleRuckus · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:11

isonomicjedi said:
2) Wear old clothes, p*ss yourself, and carry a empty bottle o vodka.

Oh come on, now not all stinking commie rats carry around empty vodka bottles!

isonomicjedi · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:13

UncleRuckus said:
Oh come on, now not all stinking commie rats carry around empty vodka bottles!

You're right . Some of them carry petrol cannisters

Squark · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:14

Pin the October page from a calendar to a red shirt and then spend the evening talking in a bad Connery Russian accent.

goldie_dsg · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:16

pingwing said:
Beriya had no trouble getting his willy wet....

True..........

ElliorR · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:16

I know this pre-dates Russian Communism but go as Rasputin and shag all the women there.

Squark · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:19

Dress as James Bond and say you're on a misson

goldie_dsg · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:20

ElliorR said:
I know this pre-dates Russian Communism but go as Rasputin and shag all the women there.

Did rasputin shag a lot or are we just assuming everyone there is to ****ed / dumb to know better?

Mr Jones · 27 Feb 2013 at 16:48

Squark said:
Pin the October page from a calendar to a red shirt and then spend the evening talking in a bad Connery Russian accent.

Get a partner to dress as a US Submarine Captain! He's on the hunt... For Red October.

Fire_fly · 27 Feb 2013 at 17:07

Go as a coal miner or Arthur Scargill.

Ceryndrion · 27 Feb 2013 at 18:09

Go dressed as Joe McCarthy, and spend the whole party accusing people of being commies..

jackthezipper · 27 Feb 2013 at 18:11

Am I the only one who read that as Community themed party and was left a little disappointed

Dabbles · 27 Feb 2013 at 21:18

How is a communist themed party acceptable, where a Nazi theme wouldn't be?

olivier renault · 27 Feb 2013 at 22:20

Fidel Castro.

Tingtangmakadingdong · 27 Feb 2013 at 22:32

This reminds me of a joke... guy walks into a chemist and asks the pharmacists for the largest condom they have. Pharmacists hands over a packet of size L. Guys says "no larger!". Pharmacists hands over size XL. The guy demands a larger size. The pharmacists gets wind-up and says "that's the largest size I have and you don't look like your hung like a horse so what gives?!". The guy says "i the want the largest size cus I am going to a fancy dress party and I want to dress as a ****". The pharmacist amused, picks up a sanitary towel and sticks it on the guy's head and says "instead of going as a **** why don't you go as a ****!"

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