Don't die a virgin!

Terrorists get told they'll get 70 virgins (i think) when they die. Hence the joke is if you die a virgin you will get terrorist loving.

does that include IRA terrorists also ? because taking a large ginger pubed celtic penis up your gary could be painfull................................
 
It's 72 virgins, and reminds me of a Bill Maher stand-up.....

"Why is it 72 virgins? You can tell this comes from a bartering culture, at some point two guys decided this and one was like '100 virgins!', the other replies 'No 50!'....'85?'....'69?'.....'79?'......'71?'......'73?'.......'72?....'DONE!'"

 
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