Subsea fire fighter
That must be the easiest job ever.
"Right guys, we need to get some water on these flames...."
...Looks up at vast ocean above his head...
"....uh...ok"

Subsea fire fighter
Oh and they love Guinness, which is a big plus.
Subsea fire fighter.
KaHn
I was there 2 years ago as a pipeline design engineer, £80k/yr and your costs are tiny. Apparently security was rubbish then, never had any trouble - apparently it's much better now, thinking of going back.